This story is as baffling as it is horrifying. This woman, by her own admission, chose to cruelly kill her pet. But she claims someone else suggested that she do it, and she feels really bad about it, so she’s certain she’s the real victim here.

I like having middle names and most people my age with kids have given them middle names. My family was big and relatively poor, and you can have as many middle names as you want for free. I’m convinced that’s how I wound up with two.

As the owner staff member of a cat with that name, I have liked it for some time.

It’s strange, I find the concept of middle names rather strange but, I find it even stranger when people don’t have one.

I miss Michelle Branch!

I thought it was just me! Kinja has really kinja’d me as I can no longer post from a mobile device and the helpdesk can’t help me. But I can normally star people from my iPad, until last night when all the stars disappeared.

Fuck that guy. Hope you’re doing well now.

The event that sparked and sealed the beginning of my eating disorder was when an older man yelled “you’re fat and gross” at my 14 year old self. I was in Central Park protesting the horse drawn carriages with a small group of animal rights people. I was the only kid but really into horses and wanted them all free.…

In the mid-80s when I would have done anything for a pair of Guess jeans, my mother refused to buy them because she thought their NYT magazine ads were about one step removed from kiddie porn. Like most things, I have to admit she was probably right. (Also, I’m realizing she was my age then.)

Yah, for sure. When a guy I dated got angry at me, he went on and on about how fat I was. A 32-year-old calling me “fatty”, lmao! He was just trying to exert control and I laugh at it now.

Stealing of phone chargers is the new stealing of cigarette lighters.

Ughhhhh I hate that the go to for insulting women is calling them fat, and I hate even more that is so often fucking works perfectly at making you feel like total shit.

But like. I.... I dont even know.... I mean... Im really just at a loss. You can literally see his penis head and where he was circumsized.

Nice try Ricky Martin........

Must be you, with 9. I remain grey.

“And went to college in the 90s!” to really round it out.

Or how I should feel about myself?!

Kate Beckinsale has a history of unconventional chocolate use. I doubt those m&ms are seeing booty placement in the future.