IVE BEEN WONDERING!!

“It was the 70’s!” I know it’s 2018, but I wish I could use this excuse for all of my mid-40’s proclivities. 

A sense of entitlement.

Samoa cookie is best cookie.

What do they want to name it- The Do-Si-Do Bridge?

Well she married him very young and stayed with him so long that she wasn’t really young when they divorced. Talking about trying to steal her ambition wouldn’t fit a high school romance. And he has had other incidents of domestic violence. And there were all sorts of stories about his being angry jealous about her…

I’m starting to question every story of a “crazy” actress I’ve ever heard due to #metoo. Was she really being that crazy or did she refuse to fuck someone important?

I think Lindsay Lohan had a hard time making a comeback because Emma Stone became a thing, and if you needed a red-headed actress with a raspy voice it seemed like a much better idea to hire her than take a risk that Lohan was going to come to work all coked up. Like, if Easy A had been made a few years earlier they…

Didn’t Sean Young try something similar with the Catwoman role and Tim Burton? People portrayed her as a crazy person for that and of course, the role went to Michele Pfeiffer.

My teenage girl students today were outraged. “That’s a terrible name! So trashy. I’m disgusted!”

It’s part of an internet handle I had... when I was 16.

I can’t believe a baby with a terrible name is already richer than I’ll ever be in my entire life.

I AM SO DISAPPOINTED

I read the celebrity gossip blogs suggesting “Mariposa” as a potential name after her announcement and am disappointed that wasn’t it. It still would have been an uncommon name if that was the objective, and it wouldn’t be confused with the weather forecast or a porn performer’s pseudonym.

Re Kylie, is no one making Stormi Daniels jokes?? That’s the first thing I thought of, in light of recent news, not the damn weather!

“I would like to thank my fans, friends, and my #sexandthecity colleagues...”

My mother was going to name me Storm... but then my asshole twin had to make an appearance and since his name started with a J, I got stuck with Jennifer. A totally unique, and not at all popular name for a girl child born in the 80s *pause for reaction* My mother really dropped the ball on this one.

In Duff’s defense, I do believe that almost everyone is in a feud with Faye Dunaway.

Okay. Interesting choice. Shouldn’t they have picked someone who can act?