lol, my mall still has a Claire’s and a Spencers.

Couldn’t they embrace this and do a “throwback” mall—themed mall? With all the old stores you only got at malls, like Claire’s and Spencer’s and Sbarro’s? Bring back the sunken food court atrium and a Musicland straight out of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Kids love the retro shit.

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Where do today’s youth gather to eat junk food and pretend their moms aren’t coming to pick them up in 45 minutes now that malls aren’t cool?

I was with you until the Journal mentioned street lamps. I mean, shit, what more proof do you need that these structures aren’t malls?! You can’t just put a street lamp any old place, you know.

This makes me sad. I love malls. I love getting a bucket of pretzel hot dog bites and a cinnabon and then going into a Barnes & Noble and read books all day.

I started getting one regularly when someone close to me became immunocompromised. It’s definitely a good little “pay it forward” thing to do even if you don’t count the benefit to yourself.

You were lucky to have a room. In Yorkshire we just had a hole in the floor we had to have sex in which was also the toilet, kitchen, and bedroom!

Must be nice to have a whole house designed for sex parties, while poors have to settle for just having the one sex party room!

I’m so glad! I know a lot of people don’t really think about it, but it’s just such an easy thing one can do. It’s obviously not guaranteeing anything, but like I said, I figure any reduction in the chance I’d pass it along is worth it! :)

I think Belinda Blinked has a new story arc.

I can totally picture myself going to a sex party and not really understanding what was going on. Pluse, WHITE fur? holy crap, the stains, and you know some of those people are still picking fun fur out of their various orifices.

I’m. On. Fire. I hope you avoid all this misery, now and forever!

‘President Tang’ made me giggle, a lot.

If you’re scared but not afraid ok looking like a weirdo, just wear a mask (most offices have them available at their check in counter for sick patients) and wear winter gloves and don’t take them off until you get home. Then wash them.

I got my flu shot when they first came out. I’m currently on the couch with a 103° temp for the second day in a row wishing for a coma, because as usual, it doesn’t cover all strains of the flu, and my dumbass husband brought it home, probably from his patients, and now our son, who is supposed to head back to college…

RIP poor Sardonicuss. We knew him not so well...just like a little bit.

Same. My poor lungs. I sound like a 65 year old chain smoker.

I just got mine a couple of days ago. Because I read an article last week that compared that strain, to the one that hit in 1918. The one that only wiped out 20% of the worlds population.

As an added wrinkle, there’s a shortage of saline bags. They’re made in Puerto Rico. Thanks, President Tang!