The L.A. Times reports that the majority of these incidents are associated with Franco’ acting school, Studio 4.

They want fresh meat. The rest of us are all used up after 25. #43

“Oh no, not James Franco too,” said No One Ever.

That home wrecker also stole Billy Bob Thornton from Laura Dern before the whole Aniston-Pitt thing.

maybe this is her first breakup?

but I will admit that if one of my friends said this to me...

“I’m wearing this ring that Jack gave me and I’ll always wear it, because love is a really cool, powerful, eternal thing and it doesn’t have to be defined the way we in Western culture define it as beginnings and ends.”

“I’m wearing this ring that Jack gave me and I’ll always wear it, because love is a really cool, powerful, eternal thing and it doesn’t have to be defined the way we in Western culture define it as beginnings and ends.”

I think you might be the only other person who understands what Logan Paul actually is, a fucking underdeveloped child in a man’s body.

I’m glad they actually did the right thing for a change. Let this self-entitled little shit get an actual job for a change. As a survivor and having lost a girlfriend to suicide I have no empathy towards this twerp. I’m sorry but I would really like to see social media show responsibility and stop ignoring the…

Anyone who traipses into the holy of holies like that, a place of known suffering and anguish with that fucking hat on, saying what he said, doing what he did is either a complete sociopathic narcissist, or is an undeveloped immature child that has never experienced death or real loss in his life first-hand. Either…

Anyone who has worked at huge companies can tell you. Even the seemingly most basic, simple actions can take weeks to process. Even when things are urgent, the response time of big companies isn’t as fast as an individuals. There are so many proper procedures and channels and take down request submissions, canceling…

When you’re driving and see a merge lane coming up, most people look for a spot fairly early and get in while traffic’s still not terribly bunched up so merging is as painless as can be reasonably expected.

You would’ve do us all a favor.

Now this is a story that needed to be on Behind Closed Ovens, in detail.

Okay Venmo really needs to step up their marketing. Its seriously the best thing ever, you’re basically not allowed in our friend group if you don’t have Venmo. We’re a mix of singles, marrieds, and marrieds who keep their money separate. Seriously I got my whole office to use it for breakfast and lunch orders.…

I once had to do 50 (yes, 50) split checks on a party of idiot frat guys because their organization card was declined. They complained to me about the amount of time it to took for them to get their credit card slips.

This gave me chills.

One of my favorite shows growing up. I loved the teacher with the bulging eye. “NOW, we’re gonna need parent volunteers. That is, if any of them can PULL themselves away from their SIX FIGURE JOBS AS SYCOPHANTS!”