Three illegitimate kids and apparently not a one has a solvent father. I probably would have been more sympathetic were her mother not a bible thumping pro-lifer. I remember thinking “why is it the biggest bible thumpers who have the biggest number of illegitimate kids/grandkids?”

Current progressive thinking is we should make those expenses more efficient by changing the system and reducing costs, which will cost money upfront but pay dividends down the line with a healthier population and better medical care. Regulations help this process by forcing companies to adopt that thought process. A…

I hear you, but you can’t support everyone. There are thousands and thousands of worthy causes out there. If it’s a friend who comes to me directly, I would be happy to help. However, it is a personal policy of mine not to support online crowd funded ventures because there is no limit. “you did their’s why not mine”.…

This is, as you well know, a matter of perspective and what you’re actually talking about. If you are taking both discretionary and mandatory spending together, then yes, the US spends 57% of its money on Social Security, “Health” and food. Not 2/3rds or close, but I get your point. If you are talking the…

Funerals are easy. When you stop looking at the unpredictability of an individual’s lifespan, and start looking at large populations, you will see that the number of people that die on average stays pretty much the same. This allows you to pay for final expenses by creating a small tax... just enough for a simple…

probably the same way we provide for things like emergency fire services, or the way every other developed nation provides for emergency health care.

“Whenever I call 911...”

Just as cheesy as I imagined this cornball would be.

Are this guy’s fifteen minutes up yet?

or just choose whichever one works best for you, because ultimately there is no such thing as a perfect app for this sad, grueling, imperfect reality that we all share, where everyone has a different situation and lives in a different place, where perhaps, just perhaps, there is no such thing as a universal truth

Partisan politics has nothing to do with it. It has to do with this guy being a fucking creep.

The best part of this sequence was that marge and lisa get hit with it too. Then Homer walks in and decides to just join in the fun of seizing.

It takes a very specific type of strobing to cause a seizure. Just any old flashing won’t do it.

It wasn’t personalized, if you just go a google image search for “you deserve a seizure” you get the same thing (except in gif form that will actually give people seizures, not the video that was actually sent by twitter’s servers)

He was busy looking at child pornography..

Myspace must have been very difficult for this guy.

How did this guy survive the early days of the internet when dancing babies and strobing text littered an obscene amount of websites?

Well, Japanese TV isn’t for everyone.

I didn’t know he was jewish... I just assumed it was cause he’s a smug, self important, asshole..