But what if he keeps telling me to get my farking shine box?

Yeah, I’m not sure - I’ve spent a lot of late nights in bars and never once found myself in this type of situation.

Try doing what I’m about to do; if you know what their email address is, just open a ‘throwaway’ webmail account, send them the link to the video along with a note letting them know you don’t mean to offend, but several of their neighbors would like them to watch it. Keep it short and sweet, the more you write the…

Wow, you must be really fun at—oh, nevermind. Good day!

I wish our neighbor would watch this. Our kids actually asked him if he’s taking his dogs out for a bark after hearing us comment on it. From the second they leave the front door, his dogs bark non-stop at everything and nothing until they go back inside. I love dogs, but really hate his.

Now I just need a video on how I can get my neighbor to watch this video without them thinking I’m a jerk.

My husband and I fuss about this every few months. He would LOVE it if our schnauzer stopped barking every time someone was at the door. I, however, like the fact that our dog lets me know if something is going on somewhere else in the house.

We are so fortunate that our dog only barks when she wants to come inside.

Looks. Double-Checks. Yep. Lifehacker, not Jezebel. Reads. Hmm, who knew?

Happened to me - I said fork it, I don’t have tine for this shit.

While I think serial retweeters are annoying, I like retweets because they allow me to find new, interesting people to follow.  

Ah, making it easier for those Sociopathic Assholes who Followback Everyone Then Unfollow Everyone, to make their “Ratio” & “Followers” look cool on Twitter.

I suppose Nico could’ve said screw it and taken Hamilton (and himself) out and still win the championship. It would take balls, and Ruffle some feathers at Merc, but Nico could just say he was following Hamiltons mantra -Fuck the team, its all about me, me, me. Imagine the drama and/or fist fight?

Having trouble getting a woman? Begging on the internet for sloppy seconds is not a good look.

Actually it is Lewis’ job to drive the car to the best of his ability for his employer. He put his race and his teammates race in jeopardy.

We cant blame him, doesnt mean its not underhanded and it certainly doesnt mean I have to like it

Okay, now you’ve crossed into rampant trollism. Backing your team mate into the competition may or may not be a bitch move, but jumping into the wife comments certainly is. Grow up.

The only children are the sore losers who go online and insult people over a difference of opinion.

Obviously, F1 is racist.

A well deserved Championship. Nico had a good season and he did what he needed to do to win the Drivers Title.