This is actually a really good idea and I’m glad that you didn’t suggest the blasphemy of cutting a pizza into squares. Only savage lunatics enjoy pizza cut into squares.

I realize that I’m in a tiny minority, but I don’t like jeans. I haven’t worn a pair of jeans since 1995.

I realize that I’m in a tiny minority, but I don’t like jeans. I haven’t worn a pair of jeans since 1995.

shifting the bad guy to being that darn male gaze

It’s from a delightful cartoon called “Over the Garden Wall.”

That may sound logical, but it’s all crazy talk. Left pocket for keys because most of us are right-side dominant, so our right leg will be “out there” more often while our left leg will typically be less active, so the chances of having your keys crushed against your leg are much greater on the right side than the…

Right front pocket? Are you some kind of savage? The left front pants pocket is the proper pocket for your keys.

But which is best with potatoes?

Or if you’re lazy like me, you can squirt out some Easy Cheese (the cheese in a can) onto a plate and let it dry for a day or two and your dog will love it! It’s the perfect little crunchy cheesy dog treat, and you can make fun squiggly shapes with it.

Webtender has been around for years:

Folk metal? How ‘bout this:

What about joints that pop and crack because of injury? I’ve had bad sprains of my right ankle and knee, and they both make a ton of popping and cracking sounds that my left ankle and knee don’t make. And they’re different pitches, too (I think that’s the right musical term). My ankle is really high like two pool…

“Whether you want to do this is up to you”

Sorel Caribou are great boots. I found a pair at a job I was working in 1997 (boss said a guy left them and I could have them) and even though they’re a size 10 and I usually wear a 12 or 13 I’ve been using them ever since. I even used them to work a full season at a ski resort where I stood on the snow for 7 hours a…

Sorel Caribou are great boots. I found a pair at a job I was working in 1997 (boss said a guy left them and I could…

That’d be great. Sous vide cooking sounds good, but it looks like a lot of work. Like the burgers--not only do you have to sous vide them, you also have to brown them in a skillet before you serve them. I want EASY stuff to make.

I’m not worried about an injury that would send me to the ER, but any razor causes pain and I cut my face with an electric razor so I can only imagine how much more blood there’d be with a regular razor. Because of this, I haven’t been clean-shaven since 2001 (and I didn’t do it very often before that). I just use a…

I’m not worried about an injury that would send me to the ER, but any razor causes pain and I cut my face with an…

I really don’t understand the big appeal of the blade razors.

I really don’t understand the big appeal of the blade razors.

I’m an idiot, because I always assumed that plates at restaurants were hot because they just got out of the dishwasher.

Write a letter and mail it to their office. Sometimes you’ll just get a form letter back from them, but in my experience, most of the time you’ll get a personalized letter addressing your concerns. It helps that I come from a small state so this may not work for California, New York, or other huge states, but most…

I’m surprised that this isn’t a setting on phones. I’ve had my current phone since early 2013 and I still haven’t set up my voice mail box.

I’m right-handed but I started using my left hand for the mouse because of wrist and forearm pain on the right, and it actually worked to eliminate most of the pain. I did it simply to relieve pain, but I also discovered many of the benefits that you mentioned, so I wish that I would have switched back when I first…

I’m right-handed but I started using my left hand for the mouse because of wrist and forearm pain on the right, and…