explain the green Camry with a teal landau roof

This sounds like an old way to fix things that should be in the Boy Scout manual or something like that. But since it’s not, you could probably make some money if you put together a “Fiberglass Repair Kit” and sold it on eBay...although you’d need another name, or people would think that it’s only to repair…

I fix things all the time by drilling small holes, sewing it with normal (nylon) sewing thread, and then soaking all the thread with superglue. It’s bulletproof.

I know, right? He must be young. I remember when I used to be able to ask “Who would do something like this?” but now there’s not much that will surprise me, because I’ve seen over and over that people are very stupid. No matter how smart some people are, people are stupid.

I have a friend who used to weld beer cans to patch his exhaust holes.

Speaking of which, here in northeast Kansas we have a pay turnpike that was supposed to become free once it got paid off but it’s still a pay road and will be forever.

One change that has happened is that the area outside of the shoulder of the highway (whatever that’s called) was too narrow, and back in the 90's they had to remove a few feet of the Flint Hills where it came up to meet the road. I remember driving on I-70 while they were doing that and thinking that it was a huge…

You know I’m joking, right? At least Detroit is interesting enough to have danger. Where I live the only danger is deer on the highway and potholes big enough to swallow hatchbacks.

You mean that documentary they filmed in Dallas?

Start? What are you talking about? You should only stop if you run out of photographs or if he leaves the area where you are.

What’s the purpose of announcements like this? Are they only for investors?

Reverse: I’m seeing more and more Smart cars and Fiat’s and other small cars like that, so there’s still a market for them and they’re still selling.

That kinda reminds me of the scene in “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles” where Steve Martin and John Candy are driving on the wrong side of the highway. I love Candy’s line when he hears that the other car is yelling that they’re going the wrong way, “he’s drunk! They don’t even know where we’re going!”

Last summer I was seriously thinking about buying a ‘94 Miata with under 70,000 miles. It was on my local Craigslist and I think that it was listed for $3500 and it looked great other than something about the passenger outside door handle being cracked or something like that.

It’s not the four doors, it’s that it looks like a tarted-up Pontiac or Oldsmobile.

FWIW, I’ve bought Kia’s from dealers in two different states and both were easy deals. My first one was used and it had a big problem (I don’t remember what) that was 100% covered under warranty and the dealership fixed it quickly, and my current 2008 Kia was new and I haven’t had any problems with it so I haven’t…

Personally, however, I move over to the right and block the other lane after the “point of no return,” where trying to cut in would be a serious dick move.

the even worse offender is the angry moron in a truck-nutted Chevy Avalanche riding my ass or slamming on the brakes in order to vigilante this from happening.

Brain-dead assholes, to be more precise. Like the guy driving under the speed limit in the left lane while talking on his phone with a dozen cars stacked up behind him but he doesn’t see a thing until he cuts across three lanes to get to his exit, roughly 50 feet before he misses the exit.

We’ve realized that the only way that we can win any sporting events is if we exclude all other races. We thought that we still had golf, but Tiger Woods had to go and ruin everything.