That reminds me of Larry on “Restoration Garage.”

I saw a Juke Nismo for the first time last week and that thing is bad ass. As a two door it looks more like a hatchback than the four door does.

Hate it, but I actually hate the headlights more. The headlights were the only thing that I liked about the current Sonic (I looked at Sonics a lot to figure out if I liked them or not) and without those the car loses all of its aggressive attitude. But even with the current headlights I’d hate that grill.

Handful? Are there any FR-S owners who haven’t done that?

I doubt that this answers your question, but I drive by a Scion (whichever frs or brz it is) every day on my way to work and the owner swapped out the Scion badge for a Toyota one.

Anywhere where an ‘80s Japanese econobox is a pussy magnet has to be great.

My stomach hurts from laughing! You need to apply for a job at The Onion.

What’s the deal with the hideously ugly soft tops on this and the even worse one on the Comanche?

There have been a lot of big car collections that have been sold off in the past 12 months or so. The people who are selling the collections are wealthy beyond belief so they’re not doing it for money (you’d think) and if they’re car lovers you’d think that they’d keep ‘em, so something weird is going on.

I was lovin’ everything about this thing until I saw the steering wheel and dashboard. That ruined everything.

This is refreshing to see after seeing that monstrosity that they’re calling the Comanche.

I know that Putin is a bad guy and everything, but he does some amazing shit. For most world leaders you’d have to Photoshop them into the bonkers situations that he regularly puts himself in, and even when Putin gets Photoshopped into doing something crazy it doesn’t seem very crazy when it’s him. Putin shirtless and…

I wonder if he can write them off as a business expense if he writes about their inevitable demise? He could buy a different sub-$1000 beater every month and write about his adventures.

And if he ever starts a band, “David Tracy’s Automotive Misery” is a great name!

I feel bad about how much I enjoy reading about David Tracy’s automotive misery. If he was repairing all of these cars and everything went right while sticking to a time schedule I don’t think that I’d bother reading them. Comedy and tragedy nicely packaged together.

Northwest Territories, Canada plate?

That’s exactly my point. Why is the U.S. military protecting all of these countries that are leaching off of us? Nothing is free. These countries need to pay for military protection if they want it.

How is what they’re doing any different from what America has done and continues to do?

Why are we doing this? Everyone slams Bernie Sanders’ free college plan as ridiculous but nobody ever questions where the money is coming from to send an armada of warships to the other side of the globe.

Very true, but if you’re doing everything with your beak you’d think that they’d figure out a way to use their wings for something since they’re not using them for flight.