You sound like the US version of an English tosser. The US won
WWI? Now that’s some funny stuff.

Be sure to tell all of the Russians you know all about how USA won WWII.

You really gotta give the Soviets most of the credit for WWII, at least for the critical European theater. They were the ones who defeated Germany’s best troops, at the most crucial time, and 80% of all German casualties happened against the Soviets.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but in my (thankfully not current) experience being broke and terrified also is not always lots of exciting fun!

Wings, of course. The one I’d defend to the death is tacos.

Wings, easy. All the rest of those can be great. Wings can never be great.

I mean he is quietly super religious...it could be he has some views on this that we’re all better off not hearing.

Yes, and thank her for buying the beer.

I think the more IPA’ish the beer, the less offensive it is warm.

What

Wow, cool brag pal...

And we like him anyway!

What are you hiding from yourself, my dude....

How does it hold up the game? The other team doesn’t have to wait until he gets down to inbound. You hang on the rim at your own peril, which is fine with me, because it looks cool and I’m jealous that people can even do it.

Show off.

When asked, Michael Jordan initially had no comment, but then finally added, “Hey, homophobic bigots wear sneakers too.”

They eventually reached an agreement, it got donated to charity. A-Rod is a man of the people.

rooting for A-Rod to pass Babe Ruth’s 714 HRs this year so the Yanks can tie themselves in knots not acknowledging it

Talk about sucking at parties.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.