Haha yep. That was definitely his thought process.

Because I'm an intelligent person capable of thinking in nuanced ways and pondering how compromise could occur? I dunno. Maybe I'm just not as smart and good as you :)

So, sex then.

If you find yourself looking up secret Netflix cheat codes, it’s time to reevaluate your life.

This was an indictment delivered by a grand jury.

The president can’t make law. Executive actions can only clarify and/or refine existing law. Banning assault weapons is something he simply can’t do, with any reasonable hope of it holding up in court.

lol, you actively argued to sit in, watch sports and ignore your girlfriend instead of socializing, partying and getting laid

the kid is sitting at a playground, the officers roll up on top of him, and he has the tragic failure of judgement to move in Literally Any Way.

Ok. What’s a win 2 weeks ago by a score of 10-3 against a team that is 4-11 do for you?

Scared as fuck of a team that put up 17 on the Browns (2nd worst team in the NFL?) and barely won.

He's OK, but he's no Chicharito.

I don’t get it. I mean I get your sentiment, here. And I wasn’t surprised really when I read the headline. And I read the story looking for the money quote, but... there’s really not one. What exactly did anyone from the Cardinals say that is so outrageous? It’s clearly not in the snippets you chose to highlight in…

So Mike Matheney is saying they did everything they could do in their eyes to keep him and he chose someone else and they don't hold any hard feelings and this is still an indictment of how awful the Cardinals are? I'm confused.

Sorry, but it seems to be reaching. If they had referred to her as a “dragon lady” or “lotus blossom”, I could understand. But then again I am not her.....

Honestly, that has to be the last thing that came to this part Asians mind. I would of taken offense at the words “Macklemore” and “hella”.

See I think that’s a load of utter shit.

Now that the league is absolutely humming along, best product on the court since god knows when, you want to fuck it all up and turn it into European Soccer?

Judging by Patriots commentary from both the team and the fans, there are 2 types of results for any Patriots game:

The whole section cheered. The boyfriend seemed to escape capture.