so did you dismiss my comment that was critical of your shitty “joke”? good look, man.

you should try his essays. Infinite Jest is a tough read but his essay collections (A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again, Consider the Lobster) are very readable and insanely good.

later

lol so you’re coming in here claiming that Nevermind was better than Infinite Jest? I mean I like them both but come on man

he’s basically the most famous American novelist* and essayist of the last 20 years. as for who the movie is for, I have no idea.

jesus christ man, what is your problem? this is a) not funny at all (is it even supposed to be?) and b) of course, tasteless

the statements that weren’t wildly exaggerated and/or hopelessly ignorant I didn’t rebut. and wouldn’t a “reverse homer” just be someone whose perspective isn’t muddied by fandom? I’m happy to be one.

neutral as in they don’t work for or support any team, like a team blog or an SB Nation blog would. that’s pretty obvious.

while I’m actually cautiously optimistic on the Kings’ chances this year (I think it’s POSSIBLE they could be the 8 seed), your post is hilarious.

lol, a videographer for a blog. no wonder he used the term “local press” as opposed to something more specific.

A) even if you actually are “local press,” it’s pretty hilarious that you’d think you have definitive knowledge about the actual motivations and goings-on in this front office

people are pretty much exactly as intelligent as we’ve been since we emerged as a species thousands of years ago, and people are pretty much the same level of intelligence around the world.

I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF SUCH INSENSITIVE ATTACKS, YOU MILITANT ATHEIST!!!

I don’t think it was ever there, but there were no “Samer Kalaf’s discussions” until recently - I think he promoted a bunch that are sympathetic to deadspin so that mine was not the first one you saw...

lol, I was joking, do not get gift cards under any circumstances

gift cards. does she like Applebee’s?

I will use this opportunity to irrelevantly state something that annoys me just as much as people begging to be ungreyed:

implying that, because a nation has a poor educational system, all its citizens must be too stupid to learn the baffling complexity of sports like football or basketball, is stupid, and pretty offensive.

It might not’ve been unfair to Cowherd, cause he’s a dope and his message was still offensive and stupid.

a) yes, you did indicate otherwise, when you said “I hope none of you die from ANYTHING”