I was trying to remember when that song came out. I knew it was when I was pretty young. Turns out it was in 1966. There was a 45 of it floating around our house. On the B-side was the song played backward.

You mean, make a steer-ing wheel.

And don’t forget the horn.

That Rob I am, that Rob I am

Good use of creative writing, I would give it a solid C+. I was intrigued to read it but at the end, I still felt unfulfilled.  I have a few suggestions but it’s a good first draft.... what do you mean this is the final draft???? Well it’s your C+ I guess. 

Yeah, then do an article telling us this.  It would be quite interesting to read, even if its extremely farfetched that BAT is being used for money laundering.

My middle finger adjusted for seller.

97% is also the percentage of the vote that autocrats always seem to get in elections.

I’m pretty sure it reads in some oddball units of measure; maybe yards/hour or furlongs/fortnight.

It for blinker fluid 

“First at the scene of the accident” school of design.

The moral of the story is do not use your company email to brag about your actions that might cause the death of hundreds of people.

Brush hair???? I thought that was a pube!

This is the type of response for which I come here.

I own a 2000 Jaguar XK8, at $4k this seems fair, but I’d note the following:

Looks to have roughly the ergonomics of one of these.

Check trunk for bodies first

I guess you could say that with this incident...

Aristocratic clown car. ND.

So, you’re saying some women prefer a smaller size? Good to know...

Well that’s a relief. Only immigrant ‘nationality’ people do it!