Hmm. I had a 1976 Mustang II as my first car in 1980.  I can’t verify the gymnast assertion, but I can tell you that you can with a varsity basketball cheerleader named Patty.

I’m willing to give it a shot if she is, though. ;-)

This car was a sex deterrent as is.

This has a SBC not a diesel engine, so it does not actually roll coal.

This is the actual sign at the exit for my town:

I’m thinking along the lines of a place to clean fish.

If I were rich I’d buy this, but only ironically. It would have one purpose: to drive my daughter to school in an effort to teach her humility.

I’d be willing to bet most of the MAGA cult that would be into those trucks have already squandered their life savings on the following:
1. Guns, because the Liberals are going to take them away
2. Donating to Trump’s campaign fund
3. Going to Trump Rallies
4. Hiring lawyers for their insurrection trials
5. Anti-malaria…

Definitely ND. But it does give me an idea to make some easy money. Limited edition “Trump” trucks. Get a base truck, throw a bunch or red white and blue all over it. Have his stupid quotes as well as quotes from the bible all over the place and instead of using his actual name just use "45". Have one always be at his…

Oh, HELL NO!

This car is something of an enigma. So it’s no surprise that we’re being asked to perform a Touring test.

One question. Would it require a hunting license?

Why didn't I think of selling nonsense license plates to morons for a Benjamin a piece?

Here is one of them

Wizard needs to pay for his Gulfstream

Every time I see one of these that’s been “tastefully modified” I try to visualize how much the owner has hooned the everloving shit out of it.

From the search term spam, to the weird aggressive tone of the sellers comments, if this ad had anymore red flags then it would be a Soviet Military Parade. ND all the way.

ND. If only because to buy it you’d have to meet this guy.

Not a state, but here’s your winner:

hands down, this is the best license plate in the history of ever.