Because fashionistas are so DUMB and unoriginal they rip off hipsters. If there's anything worse than a hipster (and there's ALMOST NOTHING worse than a hipster), its a hipster wannabe.

So what happened is that it was already cut in half by a professional, so, you know, obstacle dodged right there. What I did in this situation is that I opened up a small thing of peanut butter — basic lid peeling type deal. Then instead of putting it on my eyelids like mayonnaise, I took something silvery and knifey…

"I really think you should not talk about things that you don't know anything about, ok? I know my situation in the Netherlands; I know what I can do within the law. Considering pregnancy, you're a man; you can walk away when your girlfriend is pregnant. I'm pregnant now and I had an abortion when I was—a long time…

Shut it down everyone, give this woman a standing ovation, and let's donate (if you can) to her cause!