They loved their son so much that they killed their daughter.

A quick perusal of the Google shows that I was wrong (and by an embarrassing margin too).

I can't wait for Fox News to discuss the book I am writing "How to Get Some Hot Dong, Kinda On the Casual, Because You Don't Wanna Be in A Committed Relationship, But Are SOOOO Over One Night Stands"

I keep my vagina young by encouraging its sense of whimsy.

i crashed a motorcycle in thailand and i was broken all the fuck over my body. months of daily or every other day visits to the hospital, all the supplies i needed to wash and clean myself without actually showering, follow-up care, more bandages than all of ancient egyptian royalty combined - about $1000, all of…

Plus their ridiculously huge apartments (with decks) on waitress salaries?

Now I can't stop picturing a vagina left in an alley living out of a cardboard box like a stray dog fighting off the rest of the stray vagina pack to try and get penis scraps out of the dumpster.

Here's an example of a city allowing cab drivers with DUI's and domestic violence records to get licenses to drive cabs. And then insisting that Lyft and Uber make their drivers submit to a city background check if they want to operate.

I was about to fight you on this, but then I re-read and realized you're right. The Seinfeld characters were totally horrible people, that's why they ended up in jail in the last show. I never understood why so many people didn't get that.

Bingo. People were getting assaulted in NYC by yellow cabbies long before Uber existed. And it's not like TLC did much to stop that, either.

Eh. People were getting assaulted in TLC-approved vehicles as well.

Gonna play the devils advocate here.

That's exactly the beef I have with this kind of reporting. Is there any reliable data about passenger safety regarding sexual asssault cases/reports of taxi vs uber drivers? What is the difference in the hiring/vetting process between taxi and uber drivers, if there is any?

"Man, this show is pretty homophobic and has some fucked up ideas on masculinity."

Yeah but why isnt it being heavily critized now? Why is Jezebel writing cute little pieces about how much they love Friends rather than writing angry think pieces about the unrealistic lack of diversity. It just really hypocritical.

I don't like Uber and think that they are a shitty company, but I think that one thing that is consistently overlooked in all of this is the fact that women have been having serious issues in taxis for long before Uber ever existed. Almost every young woman I know in New York has some sort of story about how a taxi…

I'm sure there are, but I'm also sure they hide it the best they can. Saudi Arabia is one of the worst places in the world for gender and sexual minorities.

I was wondering that. Why even delay the flight? The man and woman are both paying customers. Why is an entire plane of people being inconvenienced because one dude is afraid he's gonna get cooties* because of some archaic dogma he ascribes to? How did the other people on that plane not be like "if you don't want to…

If you can actually get Orthodox Jews and fundamentalist Muslims to agree on something, it's probably wrong.

Stay tuned for 2017 when Blade Runner fanboys will demand, "Where's my Pleasure Replicants?"