a lot of these guys at the top are morons, who couldn’t spell realpolitick

I think “Roommate while you’re in the room trying to sleep” deserves a separate, higher entry.

But also, don’t bank too much on a customer base that’s aging out/dying off. Or you’ll actually end up like Harely Davidson.

I say this genuinely, not as a hipster — how long have you read Deadspin?

It’s just you.

Britt McHenry is a piece of shit.

What color was her skin? Asking for a racist.

Mermaids are real. Saw one while i was at the beach a few years back, she was out about 50 yards into the water, frantically waving her hands at me, non-verbal creatures, so I imagine this is how they say “hello” and then she just went under the water and I never saw her again.

“Being overweight is a choice people make.”

Being overweight is a choice people make.

Who would have figured that “BostonBeliever” thinks the Boston Celtics are easy to like and that disliking them doesn’t make sense.

I think we can all as Deadspinners agree with fuck St. Louis sports fans, but we can also agree with fuck Boston everything. This was good to watch.

what’s a boston

This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

But so does Eastern Oregon.

Eastern Washington has much more in common with Idaho and Montana than the COASTAL LIB ELITE PNW

At least Binnington’s pad was pushed on that one and could very well have been a no-goal on interference.

That was obviously a terrible non-call, and yet it was so, so very right, and it gives me pure joy. Poor, poor Boston fans. Just terrible. 

When will Boston ever catch a break?