Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

Real heads know Reese’s Easter eggs have the perfect peanut butter to chocolate ratio.

Wait.  You share pizza?  My choice is simple.  How many slices of a large pie do I plan to save for later? 

if he keeps playing this brilliantly we’ll have to call him Fred Zeppelin

Um, you absolutely get to pull your goalie for an extra attacker on a delayed penalty

Shut the fuck up. 

Yeah, that notorious left wing rag the Wall Street Journal is really into Marxist propaganda these days.

Last thing Magic needed was more aids working against him. 

You have no idea what you’re talking about, Barry!

Guys, I've found the pigeon.

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach 

I totally agree, but it’s easier to repeatedly yell 27 missed 3s in a row when “debating” someone at a bar.

Alex

That’s why Eli can’t be defeated by Belichick’s traditional methods. You can’t confuse the perpetually confused.

“Just switch to paste, like I did” - Eli Manning.

Because it’s so easy to “get them away from people” in a crowded airport.

yeah, no, you’re wrong. If you think the parent of that kid doesn’t know what a terror the child is being, then your head is crammed so far up your ass you can floss with your chest hair. 

If you don’t already like Marvel’s offerings, this movie isn’t going to change your mind. But this movie wasn’t really made for that crowd, anyway, so that’s not surprising.