Last thing Magic needed was more aids working against him. 

You have no idea what you’re talking about, Barry!

Guys, I've found the pigeon.

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach 

I totally agree, but it’s easier to repeatedly yell 27 missed 3s in a row when “debating” someone at a bar.

Alex

That’s why Eli can’t be defeated by Belichick’s traditional methods. You can’t confuse the perpetually confused.

“Just switch to paste, like I did” - Eli Manning.

Because it’s so easy to “get them away from people” in a crowded airport.

yeah, no, you’re wrong. If you think the parent of that kid doesn’t know what a terror the child is being, then your head is crammed so far up your ass you can floss with your chest hair. 

Really wish they’d stop trying to force a fourth Indiana Jones movie.

If you don’t already like Marvel’s offerings, this movie isn’t going to change your mind. But this movie wasn’t really made for that crowd, anyway, so that’s not surprising.

One ding is plenty.  You are cooking something in a microwave. This means you want it as soon as possible.  Anything you forget in a microwave is something you didn't need in the first place.

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

If you think spending $2500 to keep a 140k mile VW that is worth maybe $1500 on the road for maybe another year is a good play, feel free to lay out your case so that our reader can see another perspective.

Tampa’s record is no more inflated than any other team this year though. Even if they lost every single one of their OT/SO games, they still would have won the President’s Trophy by a clear 8 points over Calgary.

Jesus Christ, man. We’re not savages. We just like to push buttons.

Which one? 

I take a healthy dose of fiber supplement daily. Cup of coffee and a tall glass of water first thing, and 99% of the time I can have a complete and satisfying purge on my own throne before I leave the house.