wait has this actually happened?

Bob's Burgers, damn it I knew I missed one.

You missed Bob's Burgers—duh, obviously Tina's a reader.

You are my people.

It involved WELDING? Daayyyummm!

1994, suburbs of Chicago, summer before my senior year of high school. I'm a sexually frustrated 17 year old gay boy and my parents have left me home alone so I'm having a party - nothing outrageous - with my friends. My 18 year old girl friend has brought the 20 year old dude she's screwing around with and he - in…

Me(at a bar, staring at a guy's basket of mozzarella sticks): "You gonna finish that?"

My husband and I met in grad school and didn't hit it off immediately. We got stuck in the same miserable class together on Monday nights. It talked about music history, and one night the instructor went on an endless ramble about Schubert's "syphilis attacks" and kept saying the nonsense phrase "syphilis attacks"…

He saved me from a bee that tried to go down my cleavage after we traded blending tips. "That bee just won't leave me alone!" I complained.

Newly single, I ran into this hot guy I was acquainted with at a bar after my band played a show. I was like "Hey, I know you. What's your name again?"

He told me his name and my next question was "Wanna go make out in your car?"

I used to have to run teleconferences and I'd run about 1 celebrity press junket teleconference, per week. Will Forte was one of them.
He was the nicest of all of the celebrities that called into those things. He was also genuinely funny, in the preconference when he didn't have an audience. I don't want to meet…

"Act like a grown up!" Yells the tantrum throwing man-baby.

I don't think this article is meant to make her out as being unlikable. Russell is notoriously a hateful, abusive person. He groped his teenage niece and publicly bragged about it, and he was so terrible on the set of Three Kings that George Clooney, who's not otherwise known for violence, punched him.

Wow, I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt but O. Russell is a grade a douche nozzle. Lily Tomlin is awesome,never thought anyone would hate/could be a dick to her. Jason Shwartzman is maybe the chillest brah ever.

**Just sharing one of my useless pieces of knowledge I have filed away in my brain somewhere**

My whole attitude regarding Game of Thrones.

But he then held her arms behind her back and sexually assaulted her as she continued to plead for him to stop, according to Karr.

can we focus on that terrible green card joke for a quick minute. That too was truly offensive. I'm a Hispanic woman and I'm sitting there with my friends and when that was said we all looked at each other like, did that happen for real?

One Latino winning does not really refute my overall point.