Yes please!

DISCLOSURE: Cos you mentioned spanx and I can make that about me.

The only poetic justice I can see for those sorts, is giving them Coupons instead of birthday/Christmas presents.

I don't want an extra friendly waiter per se, but a waiter who acts like something other than a polite robot goes a long way when i am doing the math on my bill.

"SORRY...this video will be available for viewing shortly."

Feeling better and better about being single all the time.

Should I talk about the time my mother accidentally burnt a restaurant down?

When I was an au pair, the family would put their 18 month old baby in his pram out in the garden too for an afternoon nap. But leaving your kids alone in the car in the street while you're having wine is a totally different thing.

I disagree. No make-up is truly no make-up. However, as Almost-summer states below:

The best reason to hate Mayweather is the domestic violence/abuse that he routinely engages in.

Fuck 'em both :)

can't stand Mayweather or the ex?

Ugh Mayweather. Another awesome byproduct of me being single is not having to hear my ex basically come all over himself singing the praises of Mayweather's "work ethic" and "professionalism." Dude, I get it. He's a great boxer. He's also a wife/girlfriend/woman beater. That take precedent for me.

How in the world was this not a major bargaining chip in the last round of labor negotiations?

Yellow Dress is the best. This is someone you definitely want in charge.

I love Yellow Dress.

The contestant in yellow really supported the decision

I think so. But clearly Yello Dress was the winner in this case.

big fan of right corner yellow dress, clapping like 'YES, I'M PRETTIER THAN HER TOO.'

Because the Midwest ends at St. Louis. The Arch itself is seen as the "gateway to the west." I generally count Kansas as a plain state.