Am I the only one who has to google someone whenever they say, “______ Youtuber X”? Is this what getting old feels like? I mean I’m only 30, but it’s stuff like this and encountering people who’ve never watched Wayne’s World that makes me wonder.

Um, why the fuck should anyone have to put up with even virtual groping if they don’t want it?

Think of how traumatizing that could be to people who have been assaulted in real life. Or molested.  

This is an absolutely fantastic response from the developers, and it’s great that they already had a framework in place that they could simply improve upon to combat the issue. It’s specifically great that they went beyond just extending the shield and, essentially, provided a kick player function as well - It…

6/10

There’s no dismissing. And this isn’t pure fan wank. There’s a good story here, and the...wait, I wrote this stuff. You must have read it. Carry on.

Cutesy dialog? That’s a plus in my book if the game features that many chibi characters

I understand very much that people want to see themselves represented in the media they consume, but I can’t really get behind fans dictating to creators how to shape their output.

Haha, right? Fucking weirdo and their non existent love lives. What they need to do is stop being so weird and maybe a girl will find them attractive. Hahaha!

Oh my God and they have Glenn on the “go” panel, obviously referencing ancient Chinese board game Go! So damn racist this world is!

More like a tech demo. But hey if you thought it was pretty you can preorder now!

Only Liu Kang, Champion of the Mortal Kombat tournament supports Trump, because Trump only accepts the support of winners.

Which again just proves my point, you just told me to look up the facts in a video game, where there is no trainers, no professional guides or money linked what so ever,

“At the high levels, however, everybody knows how to counter the bastard bullet tube. If you look at hero tier lists, Bastion is usually at the bottom. Pros hardly ever pick him.”

That is what everyone does !

Definitely more Heathcliffy.

You sure that was Garfield? I got more of a “Heathcliff” vibe myself. Mind you of course, considering how close the two look like, it really is either/or.

Port: Moving a game from one platform to another, often with few differences(at least, in the modern age). Examples would include FF VII (PC, PS4 $14.99 edition), Tekken 7, Shenmue II(Xbox) . An HD port is the same except the resolution is scaled to match 720p+, like the Metal Gear HD Collection.

Actually, let’s do it. Send me an e-mail stephentotilo at kotaku dot com. We’ll see how boring you are.

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