I like duals, way better than a tacked on looking IPad up there, SMH

True, but I’m not sure my “road trip” car would be an EV yet anyways.  Most anything with 200+ would be cool. .....let me say if a Tesla is super quiet on the highway then it would stand out I suppose.

Those bare bones interiors stink. Audi & Mach E are pretty damn nice IMO.  Many, many alternatives.

Maybe it's just me, but that Carlo Magno tug and even the ALP look pretty darn awesome. I somehow can see myself being First Mate on one of these cruising the seas.

Unreal,....at this point I don't know why you'd purchase a Tesla.  Maybe 5 years ago I guess, but with all the great EV options out there now I feel they need to be taught a lesson about customer service.  

Mercedes answer #1 is by far the funniest, and totally on point 

came for this....took too long

How are trailer tires different in lamens terms?  I've heard bad stories about not having them.

Did you see that thing, if they got it running maybe it was worth a few hundred more.  It is a POS, I would never trust it to tow anything I valued.

Thank you, you get it.

Twitter called...it's looking for you

Yeah, yeah that tweet. Unions are typically good, IMO.        .....But this mid-section is not good, what’s going on here?

Yep, and those things were basically free in the 80s 

My Eyes! .....Please let me un-see this 

THAT Gated Shifter....ummhhh.  I honestly believe I could have produced a better one in high school metal shop...while stoned on skunk weed.

2020 called

Huh, ...I need a picture

How else do you listen to music.  My music, not Pandora or whatever.  I'm picky AF...oh and cheap...that means no subscriptions.  So my CD collection it is.

This thing is meant to drive, not to geek out on technology.  I'd prefer a damn CD player and AC....then I'll be good.

You can't even get Non-Black wheels on a Mazda 3 Turbo I believe.  They should at least be optional.  SMH, because I agree, I'm over black wheels. (Always look dirty)