I’ve mentioned it before, but I would start being concerned about their ability to make noise in the series the longer the ALCS goes on. The Tigers twice swept the ALCS in Leyland’s tenure, and both times they were subjected to long layoffs while the NLCS went to 6/7 games, and they got too rusty from the long layoff w…

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

He thinks the carpet pissers did this?

This is how they’ve been playing for a few years now. They’re remarkably good at advancing runners, combining stolen base attempts with directional hitting to move guys from first to third on a single, and punishing opposing teams. I’m a Rangers fan and I love when they do this shit, even when it’s against us. Fun…

Does anyone talk about the Alpine Slide? It was a concrete groove that you would slide down in a sack. Road Rash was an issue. You’d always see people walking around with fresh, oozing scabs down the length of their body and you didn’t even need to ask where they got them.

An ass-spelunking gerbil would be a major upgrade to their offense...

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

trust me, there are way worse ways to misspell his name.

At least they didn’t call FedEx field “iconic”. Or— forget it, I can’t even read the rest of that tweet (though i know Steinberg posted the quote only because it’s so breathtakingly stupid.

That the uncalled false start led to a pick six was a perfect representation of this game 

It’s not a game.

It’s wild how his face has aged decades since his “I’m 40!” tirade, but the hair(piece?) hasn’t changed one bit.

Mmmmm... k.

This is true. I said it then and still believe it: our win felt like a last meal.

We need the Cardinals to win another one so that Warren can be inaugurated.

You have a very St. Louis sense of humor.

Oh well, I guess the passingly acceptable people of Chicagoland can move on to bandwagoning for the other good sports team in the area: the, uh.. um.. *checks notes* Chicago Wolves???

Ray, I think you’re missing this a bit. The Cubs didn’t choke a whole lot in the past because they just sucked. They weren’t usually good enough to choke.

When I was young, my father taught me that the best way to measure a Cubs season was by the date where the team was mathematically eliminated. Make it into September? Pretty good season. Make it to the middle of September? Really good season. Make it almost to October? Spectacular season.