Now if he finished the night off with 12 hot dogs, half a dozen cigars and 3 hookers, he'd have equaled the Babe's stats

If there’s one thing we as readers (me included) should do, more often, it’s tell all of you how much we enjoy your contributions to this site, to other projects (like D&JAM), and to our lives in general. Deadspin has been a daily stop for me for ten years now, and it’s because of the great content this site has…

I’m going to have Megan text me one in a couple weeks. Just be like “hit me with some fire on sandwiches” and watch her come through with “the only acceptable sandwich is croque madame, all others are illegitimate.”

Thank you very much for this. I have had a very difficult time getting myself to do anything the last couple weeks, so the encouragement is very much appreciated.

I second this. Roth is one of the best contributors to this site (and this, too, is worth mentioning), and his stuff is spot on, 100% of the time.

Roth, I gotta say: you’re my favorite contributor on here.

Stick to spurts.

Remember when Tony Romo retired and everyone was like, “LOL, bout time, mush brain.” Then he became an announcer was was actually enjoyable, interesting and insightful?
Jason Witten is bizzaro Tony Romo.

that’s :05 seconds to many...

Also Luke did the same thing on Dagobah so it makes sense for Rey to do battle with her inner demons.

It’s definitely not her at any rate. I still cling to the theory that she’s a clone, and she’s gonna fight herself after easily dispatching Kylo Ren. Rey is totally the “daughter” of every human Jedi/Sith we’ve seen, like Cell. Luke was being literal when he said a thousand generations live in her. 

Nerd.

Damn, even his knees have chonk.

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.

On the plus side Mumford & Sons is relegated to playing minor league ballparks in Montana, so let’s consider this a win.

i might be biased, but in my opinion, they are the single worst band of all time, absolutely zero redeeming qualities.

How dare you like something.

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?