I know it’s a typo, but I could actually picture a 79 win Mets team insisting no no, we’re actually trying to win the Wild Dard race.

I think Roth’s last scenario is the most plausible: Stroman is the second pitcher.

The thing that stands out to me is the assertion that the Tesla driver didn’t even offer an apology. That would have been the least they could do. The other thing I am curious about, is if the charging cable wasn’t long enough to allow him to go from the car to the receptacle while still on the swale, what would he…

Wait, so they were “visiting a friend” when they noticed they were out of juice, and their friend wouldn’t let them leave the car there to charge? 

Friday night home games, they do This Land is Your Land, a subversive choice. 

Well, he does have a rich dad. Of course his dad got rich suing people over asbestos and tobacco, and has always seen himself as a champion of blue-collar Baltimore.

Christ

Ah you can fuck off guy. Cops sign up literally being told that what they do is one of the most dangerous jobs someone can take. Then they shoot someone out of “fear” and are almost always cleared of any wrongdoing. Nobody here is advocating for a society without police officers, we with common sense would just like…

Your disingenuous and bad faith trolling indicates you don’t care either way, you’re just chumming and I think I may speak for the majority of the true professionals in the military in advocating that your mouth would serve all of us better is it was left closed.

And if you stick to the first stanza, the song comes in at under 60 seconds, and everyone can sing it without sounding like a jackass. It’s perfect for the USA national anthem, which is why it’ll never happen. Jesus fuck the Star Spangled Banner sucks.

Cops would find a way to cry and feel victimized if this happens guaranteed. Only hero’s get their own defaced flag logo. Even though their profession has a history of rampant corruption since it’s inception. Literally killing citizens that date protest for human rights and change, enabling drug dealers, protecting…

Probably because it’s one of the few tunes we didn’t straight up steal...

My family is the same, 2 naval aviators, a special warfare clown and me who’s spent 27 years in uniform but our family’s biggest point of pride is one of my sisters who rocked the Peace Corps in South America cultivating bees (she’s frankly kind of an asshole).

Just a reminder that this is actually disrespecting the flag. Section 176:

The Ironbirds are owned by Cal (I’m sad that he might support this).

This was “not political” in 2016. This is the FOURTH season, so at this point claiming it is to honor the two cops is nothing but bullshit. There is zero chance Slatus could give the cops names at this point without looking them up ... the same as no one has a clue who the cops honored with the memorial highway…

Blue lives matter and punisher stickers on police cars are born of the same profound ignorance that lead morons to burn their Steeler jersey and support cowards with crippling bone spur issues.

Remember, kids: it’s only political if you disagree with it.

I’ve been pushing my fellow digital archivists to adopt the Thin Command Line branding for years now.

Screw it, I say every profession gets their own version of the American flag.