around 40 saw “chinatown”

Those of us over 30 all saw Terminator 2.

I’ve never been to LA, and even I know this.

I think there needs to be a footnote on every mention of the LA river, for those who’ve never been to LA.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

The Flamin’ Groovies - Heading For the Texas Border

There’s the moon asking to stay,

I poke the keyboard with my nose!

As a Raiders fan, the only upside to this season is even Gruden can’t lose on week 6… Can he?

It CAN, but not every woman can be in that condition. They just can’t guarantee it- that could be for reasons including disability or pure size.

no. A 5'2", 100 lb. woman is never going to achieve a physical stature that puts her on par with a 6'+ 250 lb+ man.

Sorry to break it to you, they exist in rural areas too.

true, true, but man, it would be so nice to be able to really fuck up an attacker.

Might I suggest teaching her to step through the knee as well? A kick to the balls will hurt, but adrenaline can get you through it. If you can put significant force on the front of the knee - not necessarily a hard kick but the full body weight behind it - you can do enough damage that they aren’t going to catch you. 

Groin, eyes, throat.  Groin, eyes, throat.  G, E, T.  GET it.

Yup, even if you’re a guy. If you get in a fight in the street, the object is to win/not get beat up. There are no rules. End it ASAP and walk away.

Thumbs into the eyes works too - I blinded my attempted rapist 20 years ago when I was just 19 - he was focused only on pinning my body and forgot about my hands .. I didn’t make the mistake of trying to punch him in the head because that would’ve forced him to protect his head.. first thing I did without hesitation…

They’re probably anticipating that. I’d stomp on his foot first - if you’re wearing a heel, even better.

Always kick em in the groin as soon as possible.