He’s the greatest coach of all time.

on a 72.5 percent true-shootin.

Is there a better coach in the NBA or any sport at adjusting his system to fit the players he has in a given year than Popovich? I don’t think Belichik is the answer, because that’s more about constantly cycling through players to fit the system.

That second quarter had me all kinds of worried for a bit, but man, it’s nice to have a little hope of moving on before inevitably getting bounced out of the playoffs this year. Time to crank up my honorary tio’s puro jam.

How in the FUCK does Pop continuously manufacture these previously unknown dudes into what look like all stars.

I am very interested to see what happens with Dejounte Murray’s return next season. With the two of them in the backcourt this team will be scary defensively and super young.

“We appreciate your enthusiasm, Mr. Howard, but we just don’t condone that kind of activity at this Applebees.”

I usually agree, but I’ve done it at karaoke before (because I can actually sing, lo and behold). My rule is, IF you are a capable singer, go for the homerun songs. Otherwise, stick to Johnny Cash and Kid Rock.

Unfortunately for the Wizards, Dwight won’t be going to the window or to the Wall much next season.

And mom and pop Mexican places at gas stations. That was a very happy discovery!

It’s gotta be the shoes!!!!!!!

when I get beat by my wife or kid

CFTTT: The Chicago Federation of Tamales Tamales Tamales

Chicago’s Mexican food is just so great. Surely there are exceptions but New York’s average Mexican food is pretty lousy. And while New York probably has the edge is super high-end eating (I don’t know and I can’t afford to know), I feel like I ate better in Chicago. The “nice restaurants” are a little cheaper, the…

Then when the kid’s friends come over, someone will have to use the Dad Controller and it will be so sad.

Drew wrote in this week’s Funbag about getting waxed by his own dang kid in FIFA 19. In our staff chatroom, I mentioned that the one time my own young son succeeded in beating me in Street Fighter II on the SNES Classic (after roughly 200 tries)

The minimum salary for an NBA player is about 13 times what the current reigning WNBA MVP, Finals MVP and champion currently makes. Hell, Andrew Bogut got picked up off of the trash pile a month ago to play two months of basketball and will make about 8 times her salary. I get it, the WNBA is nowhere near the level of…

My 6 year old daughter beats me at smash sometimes and I have to smile and pretend like this is ok.