Largely because it’s physically impossible for him to move slower.
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I may be biased, but there is a real good chance the Spurs can win the series.
Albert, the spurs are going to win, and I’m absolutely here for it
But the last time the Spurs went two consecutive seasons without winning at least one playoff series was NINETEEN FRICKIN’ EIGHTY NINE.
Excuse me, Drew’s room is on the second floor and his parents’ house doesn’t even have a basement.
It’s fucking amazing to me that spending at least $11 billion to improve commute times is more politically viable that just adding real mass transit to an area desperately in need of it.
No need to sell. They can build around you:
They took all my roads and shared them with everybody else.
Damn he really put his own ass in the jackpot when he grabbed that bat.
As the username suggests, I am an umpire, although certainly not close to any professional level.
Come on, you don’t have to dog him like that.
Hey guys, what is this website? Deadspin? Huh, weird name. Anyway, I found this article when I told my phone “Hey Siri, show me a blog about history’s greatest monster.”
Fetch? Way to undo months of training, ump. You never ever ever play with someone else’s service dog while it is working.
I’ll forgive Finn’s erroneous use of the possessive apostrophe.
I hope you imagined me smirking and slightly leaning my head towards you with every italicized word. Because that’s definitely the delivery I was using.
Siriusly? Did the umpire not appreciate the paws in the action? Was it the bottom of the caninth? That was a ruff response from the crowd.
Tossing the ball back to the pitcher after being hit is an old hitter’s tough guy ploy - “you don’t throw hard enough to hurt me, here’s the ball back meat”.
I’m sure Chen was terrified for a few moments. Votto is an intense dude as it stands, I can only imagine how scary it would be to see him approaching you with a bat moments after you hit him with a projectile.