The Ley one made me LOL.

Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

Hey Tom Ley, lookin' good bra

Alright, good when people say I'm a millennial, I'll tell em' Dave said I wasn't. Also I'm too old to qualify for a "millennial railpass" so that's at least two things and that's good enough for me.

Grizzly Adams DID have a beard! 

He mentioned it briefly on the first Deadcast when he came back. I don’t remember the exact details of what he said (it was in early February if you want to check the Deadcast archives), but his explanation was something fairly simple/straightforward like “we all went to a bar after the Deadspin Awards, collapsed and…

Look at this guy quoting Borat.  You are one pathetic loser. 

Late GenX.

Older millennials have Jim Carrey.

“Millennials have Will Ferrell.”

The only person who appreciates Borat quotes in my house is MY WIIIFE

Where do Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison fall in this spectrum?

Been going to the supermarket at about 9am nearly every Sunday for the last 20 years. Nearly empty on the way in, starting to get crowded (but not yet at the registers) on the way out.

Had a neighbor in the dorms that had his own room and gave himself the nickname “Farmer”. Always thought that was a pretty sweet set-up, not having a random roommate assignment and all. Turns out that no, he had the room to himself because he was an anti-social asshole, who it turns out gave himself that nickname. He…

This is similar to what I’ve said for years about mayo: it’s just sandwich lube. It should never be the main feature of anything.

I mean I love onions, and can just bite into the damn things raw and enjoy it. That being said, they have the strongest taste ever, so its impossible to just “Not be the fondest” of them. If you dont like them you hate them, and I would have figured that anyone who had ever eaten an onion would understand that.

Agreed about the last email needing to be the first.

In know right? Because supporting apartheid and climate denial are reasonable opinions!

That last email is the one you should have sent first, and it’s a shame you had to let Bret Fucking Stephens hand you your ass before you realized that.