Dana Carvey’s Ross Perot was spot on.

The best thing about his run was the SNL skits about him trying to rid of his running mate. Just thinking about Stockdale falling asleep makes me giggle.

This is exactly why I voted for him in my kindergarten election. I loved his charts!

I’m just glad I’m not the only NFC East Team fan-turned-self loather-turned hater around here. Go Eagles.

I wish nothing but the best for RGIII. As a lifelong Skins-fan-turned-Skins-self-loather-turned-Skins-hater, RGIII was one of the few items that brought true joy in the past 20 years I’ve been paying attention. He was absolutely breath-taking that rookie season. While this past year’s team had the same kind of record…

the NFL’s largely mediocre quarterback pool.

Let’s begin the RGIII/Johnny Football era in Dallas. Co-starters!

Reminds me a lot of Ricky Williams, seeing such a promising career cut short by grass.

“Let’s try a black one.”

Exactly. If I’m ever in the neighborhood where a Sonic is (which is kind of difficult since the nearest one is roughly 40 miles away) I’ll grab one of these with some tots and a cherry limeade. There’s something oddly addictive about the things...

I am 31. I can now truly say, I really don’t understand young people.

Burger King today became the biggest restaurant-based seller of hot dogs in the nation

Music was great in the early ‘70's. Musically it was still the late ‘60's.

Sonic chili cheese dog is where it’s at. If you’re in the southern US, Krystal chili cheese pups are the way to go.

This song always makes me want to go purchase an eight ball (Fuck is DUAN up yet?):

I gave up trying to figure out what kids on the internet thought was funny a while ago. Apparently I’m an old man at the ripe age of 25 -_-

Waiting for this to be added to the menu.

So I thought Burger King had long since put hot dogs on their regular menu, but turned out my town was a test town.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

This can’t die soon enough. To both “Damn Daniel” and swatting.