Guys, they just don't want bears being attracted to the arenas. I think that's pretty reasonable. JEEZE.

The only solution I have thought of is just throwing all of it away. But that's just temporary and I plan on living here for another couple years before moving again.

I was so disappointed in that movie when he and Katie Holmes REALLY OLD SPOILER were interrupted before they banged. They made a really hot couple.

I hoped when you said Brad Pitt's guns, it was going to be an image of some well-sculpted arm musculature. Oh well.

He did not participate. Bartman has remained completely silent to the media and I don't blame him one bit.

A couple of years ago, I enjoyed my first trip to Wrigley to catch a Cubs - Mets game; a true match up of Futility v. Ineptitude. My Mets went on to shell Ryan Dempster, 16-4 or something like that. When exiting, I fully expected some sort of heckling from the natives, as I was adorned in my Mets hat and t-shirt. …

30 for 30's Catching Hell is also a must-see.

No need to look away. I'm sure Cubs fans are used to seeing errors by now.

GamerGate is simultaneously the dumbest internet "movement" I've ever seen and one of the most vile. Anyone who identifies with it is complicit in the rampant misogyny and death threats, all in the name of making writers about VIDEO GAMES hold to the standards of "real" journalism (which is nonsense, and gives video…

WE HAVE THUNDERCLOUD TOO!!!!!!!!!

Hey Jimmy Johns, here's my non-compete clause - I'm only ever going to eat at any one of your competitors, you tyrannical fucksticks. Burdening employees with all the hassles of upper management at only a fraction of the pay and benefits? Eat shit.

That tag!

Also, their sandwiches are pretty bland. Like, criminally bland. Even with the hot peppers. I'm not convinced they're not cheaping out and watering down the mayo, either. I used to keep mayo in the fridge just in case someone wanted to order JJ's delivery.

Adding this to the list of reasons to dislike Jimmy Johns. The owner of one near us gives discounts to military members (which is cool, whatever) but lately he has progressed to giving anyone in an Armed Forces uniform free meals (insists on it actually) and he stares at them while they eat with a super creepy,…

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The only condiment option is mayonnaise. That says it all.

* No, seriously, click that link. Dude has pictures of himself murdering so many big animals that Teddy Roosevelt would be like "hey, now, hold up a sec."

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My wife called up the cable company today to drop HBO since Game of Thrones isn't on for another few months. I asked her how the phone call went, she said she couldn't get the bill any lower, but for the same price, we will have a DVR, HBO, Showtime and as she called it, "Something called the Red Zone."

Oh, yeah. Doubly-heartbreaking now.