Yeah, the term "shredded pork" greatly understates the wonder of pork in taco form.

THIS LIST:

He should have qualified the list: Taco Meats for Really Really White People, Ranked.

THIS LIST = NO MAMES GUEY

I was just about to come here and type something about lengua in ALL CAPS, because it is the fucking best taco meat in the 13.8 billion year history of the universe!

Lengua at 10? that voids this list

No lengua or head meat, Albert? Please revise headline, as it should read Gringo Taco Meats, Ranked, you awful hater of offal.

Echoed. A "taco meat" list that leaves out cabeza, tripa, carnitas, al pastor, buche, and shredded goat is farcical.

came in to say lengua should be at least higher than ground beef

No al pastor? I love carnitas but al pastor is the undisputed king of pork tacos.

seriously. Shredded Pork? do you mean carnitas, ropa vieja or al pastor? why are deadspin food lists so bad?

No chorizo or lengua makes this list horseshit.

conversely, I would require that all swimsuits be available WITH underwires - because holy pancake slippage.

Underwires don't stab if the bra fits properly. Most of us don't wear the right size bra.

So this does nothing to benefit anyone because you still need to have some sort water/cream around. Am I supposed to do this in a sink at a public bathroom? Disappoint.

Pockets. Pockets in your pants! Pockets in your dresses! Pockets in your skirts! MOTHER FLIPPIN HIDDEN NINJA POCKETS TO STORE YOUR SHIT.

I do not want to live under your rule. How do you get support otherwise? Soft bras do not cut it for me.

I refuse to believe this. I have never met a mascara that does not flake. Come on, Jourdan, YOU HAVE THE POWER.

Wait.. what is this razor? As someone who gets five o'clock shadow on my legs, I need to know..