And with that, Albert Burneko just became ESPN's newest source.

Considering Howard broke a record for saves this tournament I think he really should have gotten it. It's pathetic of FIFA (and yet totally typical of them) that he wasn't even nominated.

you know FIFA has fucked up when something Maradona says makes sense

Someone should create a "Sad Messi" meme and see who looks more morose, him or Sad Keanu.

Huh, I didn't realize Schweinsteiger could stay on his feet that long.

Yes. More free and uninhibited man love for everybody. Please.

Germany didn't do any such thing. Germans did. Dead Germans. Not these Germans.

I'm thinking more this...

Cool, so we don't have to cry for them this time?

DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND AS A RIDICULOUSLY GERMAN PERSON DEUUUUUTTTSCHLAAAAAND.

I decided to pay attention to this World Cup, picked myself a team to root for before it started, and they won the damn thing! As a lifelong Kansas City Chiefs fan, I never knew how good it feels when your guys win! I am now a soccer fan. Gonna figure out which MSL team to root for, and figure out how to get…

Buttholes.

Did I do it right?

You're too uptight to sit in the bleachers. Go sit in the box seats, Francis.

This happens literally all the time. I would wager than an actual home run ball hasn't been thrown back on the field at Wrigley in 20 years.

Told ya he was a dick.

There are better ways of dealing with these kind of things.

I actually love that Drew's report on Justin Bieber gave us the phrase "swaggy bros". I say "swaggy bros" at least 3 times a day.

Video or it didn't happen.