nightelfmohawk
nightelfmohawk
nightelfmohawk

Should probably change "was taken down in the box" to "theatrically dives over leg and baits referee into a call"

I didnt know Mario Chalmers played soccer for the Netherlands. That was floptastic

If there was supposed to be 6 minutes of stoppage and in stoppage there was the entire time it took for the PK setup and celebration how can the game end at 6 minutes and 25 seconds? That's fucking absurd

A European ref giving a dubious penalty against a Latin American team? Well, I never.

2014 FIFA World Flops

God......dammit.

Dive enough times, eventually one will go your way.

as a mexican, I take great offense at your comment! But can't deny it... we just drink too damn much.

This ref has been iffy from start for both sides. wow.

Dunno. I've been to an Argentina v England game, and the English fans were pretty much behaving like what you've just described. I think you'll always find a contingent of assholes, unfortunately.

Everyone says she is known for not facing the stage... but YouTube disagrees. Plenty of her performing like normal. I saw Perfect Circle, and Maynard James Keenan did the same thing, and it annoyed me. Why did I buy a ticket, I could listen to the album. If you don't want people to watch you perform, don't do a show.

These calls are always awesome. America needs to step up the announcing game. We should get the DJs on Shade 45 to call the games. Every goal celebrated with Reggae air horns and gun fire sound effects. Or we could get Vin Scully and just enjoy the shit out of every match.

Good lord yes. We're watching the emergence of a super star at this tournament. He's simply incredible.

Umm, HBCBs (Honey Butter Chicken Biscuits) are potentially the tastiest chicken item ever conceived of for any fast food menu ever. And scientifically proven to be the most perfect late-night snack to curtail the munchies. Please get yourself to the nearest Whataburger, no matter the distance, and try that shit

Corpus Christi seriously seems to be the Florida of Texas. I pity the people working at Whataburger (google "drunk asleep in Corpus Christi Whataburger drive-thru") because people in CC love them some Whataburger. If I had to work fast food- give me literally any other place.

He must know about the original A Modest Proposal that suggested (among other things) eating babies right? He MUST be at least somewhat aware that he named his message after the greatest work of satirical irony.

Maybe it was the beachfront one where you can sit on the roof and feed the seagulls?

Dude, it's Whataburger. Just drive down the street and you're suer to see another one within 10-15 minutes. Those things are EVERYWHERE in that part of the country.

No, but a honeybutter chicken biscuit might be