But if I move there, I can take up the Corpus pastime of bitching about potholes not getting fixed when the city spends money on literally anything else! (Maybe I just shouldn’t read the comments ever on a Caller article.) (Also, I like Boat ‘n Net. It’s my kind of trashy.)

They need to call up the Real Housewives of Oak Cliff gals. I've been wanting a reality series starring Shay ever since I stumbled upon their FB page: https://www.facebook.com/Real-Housewive…

“You merely adopted the hate. I was born in Dallas, molded by it. I didn’t see life outside of the Metroplex until I was nearly in college...”

Yeah, but you know it's just be the Real Housewives of Westlake & Maybe One Tarrytown Lady.

That's what happens when the biggest game in town is a Baptist university. (I grew up Baptist in Texas, I know.)

Guess what the weather was like today? (I'll give you a hint. Low 80s.)

I grew up in the Metroplex (born in Dallas), and seriously, if I was told I had to move to either Dallas or Houston, I would choose Houston. Wayyyy too much Oklahoma seeping into North Texas, nowhere near enough sabor. Or HEBs. (MUST. HAVE. CONVENIENT. HEBS.)

Additional counterpoint: Beaumont

Reading the Bible is pretty much one of the big reasons I ended up becoming agnostic (after growing up in Southern Baptist Churches).

I only know 2 municipal flags, and both have no seals in sight:

Make America Fundamental Again!

Cooper for MVP! (His on-screen bio mentioned Wrigley Field, and I'm a total homer.)

That may be it. The last straw that makes me seek out a new NFL team. Wonder if any team’ll ever move to San Antonio, that way I can keep it in-state but not Houston...

Ah yes, I bet he just longed to feel the sensation of projectile vomit once again...

And yet, the CEO of Marvel just donated a decent sum to the Trump campaign: http://www.denofgeek.us/movies/marvel/…

If Doctor Manhattan is eating a fruit pie that old, I can say from experience that he's going to have a really bad time in the next few hours. Always check the expiration date on those.

I've definitely been publicly intoxicated at ABIA before, as have pals of mine. If you don't cause a ruckus or treat people like an angry drunk, then it's usually no problem.

Hmm, El Paso is the halfway point on that drive back.

I’ve made that drive in both directions many times. It is 22-ish, but if going solo, it really is safest to stop & get a few ZZZZs along the way, at least for a few hours. (Coincidentally, a drive from Austin to Chicago takes about the same amount of time. We’re just doomed to be a full day away from cities where…

I think kids right around my age (35) were the last to lay in the back window or the floorboards. Definitely a different time.