Exactly. I’m quite happy with my significant torso scars (I’ll still wear bikinis too, other people will just have to deal) in comparison to not surviving my crash at all.

After the typical 3-point belt messed me up big time (12 broken ribs & broken clavicle, damaged intestines & internal bleeding, fractured C1 vertebrae - but it still contributed heavily to my life continuing) during a highway-speed head-on crash last fall, I’m seriously looking into adding another point or two to my…

So far it seems that you & I are the only Dragonlance readers on Deadspin., but at least we're not alone.

I know, not even a hint of Harvest Gold in that kitchen...

I'm a big fan of day drinking, so maybe that's why I like this kind of beautiful kitsch so damn much.

That. Is. AMAZING. Beautiful nicknaming.

I’m of the opposite mind after growing up in an AL market then seeing NL play & falling in love with the strategy of “how the fuck do you deal with getting around this hole in the lineup?” I love the hell out of NL play, it led me to find the team I’ve been all-in with since my late teen years, and every time I start…

I’m now sad that I’ve lived in Austin for 15 years & have never witnessed such a person in the flesh (Troopers at the Capitol don't count). Then again, I tend to be more of a Book People person - never much made it to Borders, even when it was still a thing.

“Austintonian”??

And here I was hoping someone would pull adorable little Anthony Rizzo into the ring...

My dad believes this one too & hated when my mom would watch “This Old House” back in the pre-HGTV days.

Yeah, we visited the book depository in school on a field trip - there's no damn way he acted alone from that vantage point.

Once Joel McHale got to talking about FEMA Camps, I said a silent prayer that my mother didn’t watch this. She’s totally Team They’re Taking Our Guns + Throwing Us In FEMA Camps, and my god, she would use this work of fiction as yet another excuse to ship me boxes of emergency rations.

Oh man, the delayed-because-I’m-gaming poop. I remember holding so damn much back when I was a young’un because I knew that if I paused my Mario game, my bratty little sister would absolutely turn off the NES & I’d lose all progress. Mom had no idea why I got constipated so much at that age.

THANK YOU! My very first Dolly memory was watching her & Kenny perform that on a variety special on my aunt’s big cabinet TV sometime in the early ‘80s (I must've been 3 or 4 at the time). I just remember being amazed at how awesome she was.

More than 500 San Antonians came out to a WingStop the other day for a Boban autograph session, some of them even waiting 11 hours for the opportunity! Spurs fans are the right kinda nuts.

Yup, my first was at their second TX location (over by the Target) in College Station when my family moved there in ‘97. By the time I moved to Austin 3 years later, they’d just opened up the 38th Street location & all was right in the world.

I'm still 100% Team Freebirds. Had them before Chipotle was ever in my area, and I'm absolutely addicted to their barbecue sauce on my burrito. Mmmmm...

I guess I’m the weirdo here, because I find the brand far less “addicting” than other lip balms (Burt’s Bees included), and despite both having incredibly sensitive skin which is prone to irritant rashes & living in a more mold-friendly environment, I’ve never had an issue with their products. Hopefully that never…

Ol’ Double-J doesn’t want to risk losing the longtime-loyal South Texas Cowboys fanbase (or their kids). And I read an article on SACurrent last year about the Spurs not being too happy with the idea either (link: http://m.sacurrent.com/Blogs/archives… ) unless they were included in some deal to sell them a…