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Oh, it's an actual razor. That's a bummer. I was hoping for a more reasonably-priced version of some Norelco thing my sis has that she can use on dry skin. This product just looks like pain and expensive replacement cartridges waiting to happen.

Lipstick/lip gloss WITHOUT sparkly shit.

Oh. My. GOD. That would be game-changing. Hell, roll it out for all top-covering clothes! You have no idea how many cute dresses with hemmed waistlines I see and love and want to throw my money at, and then I try it on... and thanks to my boobs, that waistline is halfway between my belly button and underwire. So

Totally anecdotal and in no way indicative of the way things are in the rest of the nation, but I noticed for the first summer in a while at least half (if not more) of fast food places I tend to pass on a daily or even weekly basis have "now hiring!" signs out like crazy here in Austin. The city even had to delay

Funky buttlovin'.

"'Remember that thing I sent you in the spring?' Jenkins wrote..."

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Looks like we're in for some great times whilst watching the upcoming decades' "Upper Class Twit Of The Year" contests.

Take me with you. Oh, wait. Damn you, gainful employment & lack of vacation days!

I got nothing. Most unexpected thing to ever occur on one of my roadtrips (aside from emergency pee breaks, which don't count) was when a 2-foot deep, lane-wide hole opened up in the Pennsylvania Turnpike and ate our front tire at 6:30am on a Sunday. I'm told that such holes are not uncommon. However, finding an open

Because (a) it's often a stepping-stone job, or a stopgap when you need to pay your bills or be on the street, and (b), at least in the state where I live, management can fire you for any or even no reason, but especially like to do so if they hear anything regarding unionizing.

So, since I'll be avoiding the shop until the policy is thrown out, any other Austin folks know of another non-chain undie & swimsuit shop around town who carry a good variety for those of us with larger breasts that I can visit instead? (I'd still like to keep my money in the local economy as much as possible.)

I'll be pulling for them, but I don't expect the win. (But I'm also a Cubs fan, so this is all familiar territory for me.)

Yeah, same here (woohoo, class of '99!). I had a gas-guzzling clunker with a V8 for my first car, and I grumbled about it costing $20 to fill up. Now, I'm all happy with my econobox's $30-35 fillup price, until I think back to prices then and realize that I'd be pushing $10 per fillup if prices were the same.

That and "Every Little Step" are my Bobby Brown jams to this day. So, so much rush hour car-dancing to those.

It was my first exposure to Cheech Marin as a kid. I'd constantly go around and say "Well, better late than never," when the situation called for such a line in his distinct accent for years to come after that.

Just throwing in my 2 cents that your assessment of all the films is the opinion I most identify with (and, for clarity's sake, Raiders is one of my favorite movies of all time, hands down). The biggest small crime of Crusade, for me at least, was reducing Marcus Brody to a bumbling old buffoon, rather than the aging

I don't know about her, but I tend to do this when in a dress because dresses almost always lack any damn pockets & I no longer know what to do with my free hand. That pose seems halfway comfy. Also, it helps take pressure off of one uncomfortable-due-to-wearing-goddamn-heels foot at a time. Once that foot starts

I'd completely forgotten about that last go-round. That does need to make a comeback.

True, which is why I just included "in my experience" there. Not just with the one guy either - I've known others who have fallen into similar scenarios. There are definitely folks in mature & healthy enough relationships that keeping things open is great, I've just had no personal interactions or experiences with

"Open relationships" always seem to be code for "I want to see other people but don't want to lose my 'safety net'" in my experience. Only tried it in earnest once, at the guy's suggestion, back when I was barely 20 years old (for disclosure sake, I'm currently 33). He'd talk non-stop about this one girl he really