That Fried Frito Pie was the best thing to cross my lips that year at the State Fair. I dream of it fortnightly, I swear.

See, it's good that I'm a Cubs fan too, that way all their losing gets me prepped to accept my Cowboys .500 record as "eh, not really that bad" by the time September rolls around.

Just wanted to chime in and say I'm 100% in your camp. Have tried self-pleasure in adulthood (it was never discussed in sex ed or our house growing up), figured out it was just not for me, but man, do I love me some sex, orgasm or not.

Goddamn, I love Roger. Unabashedly. I can't help myself.

According to the internet, 5, and 3 sisters.

This. Drew's a genuine dude - I've read his work for years, and the last thing I ever get out of any of it is "ulterior motives." I'll get "THAT'S GOOD HUSTLE" until the cows come home, but never "ulterior motives."

Hell yeah, don't go messing with Girl Scout-guarded HEBs. (Hell, don't mess with HEBs anyway. Because they are the best & I can't live without that grocery store chain anymore. Mmm, tortillas...)

I drive by that filming location nearly every day. And I hear her scream that line in my head almost every time as well.

I can't speak to Matthew's situation exactly, but accents come and go depending on who you're around for a lot of folks down here or from here. I grew up in the 'burbs of Dallas and never had much of an accent, but then spent 3 years at the end of high school in a more rural town and suddenly I realized I'd picked up…

Demps plans to not pitching at all? Then he might just end up being the best pitcher my Cubbies would on the roster this year if that were to happen!

I had no idea. It was back in '98 when I got the photos done (for the spring graduation the next year), and the guy apparently told my parents he'd "clean up the photos" a bit, but I had no idea he meant Remove All Freckles. Perhaps this is why I'm so anti-photoshop, anti-insane-retouching in my own adult photography…

As a happily freckled person, removal of freckles is my BIGGEST low-grade pet peeve. (I might be slightly influenced by my annoyance with my high school senior year photographer, who photoshopped that out on my pics - took me years to pinpoint exactly what was so off about my pics too, but when I did, RAGE!)

"And throwing certain flavors out is morally wrong."

NBC edits to include commercials/take out stuff they think the US audience won't care about. I found a handy live stream from the BBC to watch this morning (thanks, dubious Deadspin links!) & caught all that was mentioned above.

Yeah, but it was the '90s. It was an era where we were all wearing shorteralls and windbreakers while thinking we looked like hot shit, fer crying out loud.

It sounds like the larger amount of those choir guys learned the lyrics from some mariachis.

So long as Vancouver's are included in the 1% of non-terrifying mascots. They were goddamn adorable. One was a sasquatch! A sasquatch!! With earmuffs!

While I'd love to believe Germany's outfits were a subtle message to Russia regarding their policies, honestly, with the black gloves shown there & the colors present, I'd be more willing to bet that it's a nod to the Olympic rings' colors.

Unfortunately, you'll have to wait for Ukraine to host the Games for that one.

Perhaps he accidentally used the Unsafe Face Water.