"Shhh, shhhhh, hush now little baby, they didn't mean your kind of football..."
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32 years of hearing that nonsense, and still 32 years ringworm free.
Majestic as fuck.
Meanwhile, in Scotland....
I'm scrolling down & all of a sudden, "OH! Hey, how you doin', Common?"
I did not hear the truck horn playing "Dixie" as it went airborne. I am disappoint.
Biggest frustration for me: I could not care less for Lululemon, but I love alternate active-wear company REI. LOVE. And outdoors activities, and all the goodness surrounding what they sell. Problem is, they honestly don't carry anything above a very trim ladies XL in their stores around here. Sure, I can definitely…
No kidding. I know people who run dive shops, dive trips and even have to do diving as part of their degree work (what's up Nautical Archaeology folks?), and every last one of them pees in their wetsuits. No shame, no false pretenses, complete and total ownership of the reality of being way down underwater in a…
Hmm, ruined expensive electronics (because I am a klutz and my water inevitably gets knocked over at least once every 6 months), orrrrrr, maybe a few more wrinkles because I drink out of a straw on a covered cup (or from a Camelbak bottle). Meh. I'm gonna get old anyway. Straws it is.
That looks like it's still kinda huge, but yes, that is something I'd definitely be interested in buying.
Me and the mate were looking at our small truck options (because we live in a city and have no need for the behemoths that are even the F-150s and Silverados of today, but still like having a bed and some hauling capacity for things like weekends out in the country, occasional need to move furniture, etc.), and we…
Warning: not snark/joke.
"What TV show has been fapped to the most?"
Hey now, I distinctly remember spinning in circles for fun was a kid and it wasn't for "no reason" - (a) in my imagination, it created this little island around my feet that I was attempting to remain on, and (b) getting dizzy was funnnn. Especially when you only have all of a foot or two to fall to the ground & a lot…
No alcohol allowed?? What godforsaken water park are you going to? Thank heavens for Schlitterbahn... so long as you get in that Master Blaster line right when the park opens - otherwise, just forget that ride & enjoy your boozy bar pools.
Yeah, the longer it goes on, I get more & more annoyed by Miley's "Sinead O'Rebellion" phase - especially when it comes to crap like this.
A vast swath of Texas sports fans just cheer for whatever team isn't quite so miserable at that time. 10 years ago, I saw waaaayyyy more Astros fans around here than Rangers, but that's reversed since the northern team went to the WS twice and the southern team, well, I think we all know how the Astros are doing…
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Yeah, she totally comes off as someone who would throw the "best" Cinco de Mayo parties (and not get the jokes laid out in the video). I have family that refer to her as "That little Disney fresa."