News to me: Aggies have apparently upgraded (I guess?) from sheep to goats. Look out, chickens, the Poultry Sciences building may be the next hotbed of activity out in the Brazos Valley.

Goddamn age cutoff - it finally was approved for use when I was a year past the cutoff. Grrr...

Houston Oilers, Number 1... in holding a fanbase hostage for a new stadium.

Sorry, yelling at staff in any store is not going to make a part magically be in stock. Sucks, but that's life. (Also, if the person on the phone did tell her it was absolutely going to be there, I want to kick them wherever it will hurt the worst. A referral isn't hard to get right - just warn people that it *may or…

Geese are the most evil bastard birds on the planet. I regret that we don't eat those jerks more often these days.

Gahhh! So awesome!! I'd offer the idea of bringing him some bubble gum, but I'm sure that by this point in life he's gotten all he'll ever need from adoring fans. Ask if he has any badass Cyndi Lauper stories!!

I'm fairly certain you can just put a camera up any day at Wellington, NZ's airport and catch a fair share of hairy landings. (Seriously, when I went there, it was the most awful, scary landing of my life.)

Ancient Scots were pretty damn close to the Wildlings, so I'm 100% okay with this theory (at least in regards to "fuck your dumb king, we'll take care of our own). Also, Romans didn't want to even bother with them either, so they built up the adorable-in-comparison-to-Westeros's-wall Hadrian's Wall.

THAT. CAMARO.

January here - woohoo, Speeding-Up-The-Early-Death Party at my place!

That was the line that got the most reaction out of me when I saw this on "The Soup" last night - 911 for a DOLL?? WTF, Soap Opera writers? (And it takes quite a feat for me to actually think "WTF, Soap Opera writers?" in this day and age.)

And, if by any chance she wins, this'll be her after all of 3 months into the job.

I always used the cheat code to change the character skin when playing GTA3 & Vice City so that I was a lady similar to me during most of my play. Of course, it always switched to the dude in cutscenes and that sucked, but it was still quite nice to go shoot a rocket launcher that was the size of my character.

Really, Amanda Bynes, a blue wig & tank top in court?

Seriously, is he trying to look like this with that leather sleeveless shirt & drop-crotch pants?

I was just surprised he wasn't the ringbearer. He would have been adorable in a little tux, toddling down the aisle.

I'm sure he's a TRUE FAN! "Yeah, I've always loved the... which team is this again? Black-something... WOOO, NUMBER 1!!"

Race? Pssh, more like an Adorableness Pageant.

I keep being told that I should be ashamed of my feet & hide them away due to the simple fact that they are feet, but fuck it, those bitches don't like to be cooped up. I admit, I do live in a very warm & humid part of the country where I can feasibly wear sandals & flip-flops 8 months of the year that we're over 80…

"Donald Glover will only appear on 5 of the 13 episodes of the upcoming season of Community."