News to me: Aggies have apparently upgraded (I guess?) from sheep to goats. Look out, chickens, the Poultry Sciences building may be the next hotbed of activity out in the Brazos Valley.

Oh my god, that first panel even has her posing in the best example of the broke-back female character pose I've seen in some time. Bless him for this.

Goddamn age cutoff - it finally was approved for use when I was a year past the cutoff. Grrr...

Houston Oilers, Number 1... in holding a fanbase hostage for a new stadium.

Perfect summation of how I felt about the movie! And I honest-to-god almost fell asleep during the second act. Just not worth even going out to a theater to see.

Sorry, yelling at staff in any store is not going to make a part magically be in stock. Sucks, but that's life. (Also, if the person on the phone did tell her it was absolutely going to be there, I want to kick them wherever it will hurt the worst. A referral isn't hard to get right - just warn people that it *may or…

Geese are the most evil bastard birds on the planet. I regret that we don't eat those jerks more often these days.

Gahhh! So awesome!! I'd offer the idea of bringing him some bubble gum, but I'm sure that by this point in life he's gotten all he'll ever need from adoring fans. Ask if he has any badass Cyndi Lauper stories!!

My dad says movies in the dead of summer was one of their respites from the heat when he was growing up in Texas & a/c was something only the richest folks had in their homes. I have no clue how anyone survived without it back then. (Of course, I fully accept the fact that I am a pampered wimp who has grown up in an…

Would it be a complete-clusterfuck outage, or would they resort to rolling blackouts before letting it get that far? Rolling blackouts seem more common in this situation (and even happen down here in Texas from time to time in the worst long-term high-heat days of summer). They also happened when we visited Chicago…

100 degrees & high humidity? I guess Houston decided to take a vacation up in New England this week.

I'm fairly certain you can just put a camera up any day at Wellington, NZ's airport and catch a fair share of hairy landings. (Seriously, when I went there, it was the most awful, scary landing of my life.)

Ancient Scots were pretty damn close to the Wildlings, so I'm 100% okay with this theory (at least in regards to "fuck your dumb king, we'll take care of our own). Also, Romans didn't want to even bother with them either, so they built up the adorable-in-comparison-to-Westeros's-wall Hadrian's Wall.

THAT. CAMARO.

Because the military were chasing & shooting at him as well, likely because he was some kind of escaping criminal? I mean, that seemed to be the whole gist of that clip, if I watched it correctly.

That, as a manual-transmission-driving lady who's also a huge Wonder Woman & '60s-era Chevy muscle car fan, was my only true disappointment in this. And automatic. For shame. (And indeed, you do not need to see the stick shift to know where it is.)

January here - woohoo, Speeding-Up-The-Early-Death Party at my place!

That was the line that got the most reaction out of me when I saw this on "The Soup" last night - 911 for a DOLL?? WTF, Soap Opera writers? (And it takes quite a feat for me to actually think "WTF, Soap Opera writers?" in this day and age.)

And, if by any chance she wins, this'll be her after all of 3 months into the job.

I always used the cheat code to change the character skin when playing GTA3 & Vice City so that I was a lady similar to me during most of my play. Of course, it always switched to the dude in cutscenes and that sucked, but it was still quite nice to go shoot a rocket launcher that was the size of my character.