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I asked myself both those questions first time I saw an episode! (And I still ask the second part, which is why I just go and claim her as my Spirit Animal.)

Yeah, I'm 32 now, so my mom's freaking out about my "window closing!!!" and BF's mom claims to want a grandchild before she "get's too old" (she just turned 60 & is in fine shape), but I'm not quite there yet. And my paternal grandmother is totally in my corner, which helps out at holidays.

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It's definitely Hanna Hart of "My Drunk Kitchen" (who just so happens to be my spirit animal), though I don't recognize exactly what video the gif is from. But she's drinky, and hilarious, and punny, and awesome. Here's one of my more recent favorite episodes.

Heh, see, even there I'd be out of luck because I refuse to go to any theater other than my local one that has a VERY strict no talking policy and doesn't allow kids under the age of 6 in at all. Those kids know to STFU!

Yeah, that little guy? He's not helping my attempts to stave off reproduction with my boyfriend. Little kids like him make me want to take them home forever.

I'll be placing a strongly-worded call once my work shift is over.

Yeah, our private practitioner when I was growing up was super fundie, and ugh, the things he would say to me as warnings when prescribing me birth control (because of other medicine I was taking) were just awful and straight-up untrue. But, nope, mom loves him because he believes in "miracles" too when she brings

Damn straight! Born & almost-completely raised here in Texas, and I've said for the longest time that my PROUDLY Liberal ass is staying and voting every chance I get, making sure that I'm heard, and giving the Republican asshats that end up somehow representing me a piece of my mind every time they send me an

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Ann's reign was brief but beautiful. I was a preteen and thankfully went through sex ed when she had better-than-abstinence-only courses being taught, and my school years were improved by her focus on education in general. It was right about the time I actually started paying attention to politics and what these

Awesome - and it looks like there was a particularly thick grouping of folks in front of Ann's portrait, which makes me even more happy and weepy. (I love Ann SO MUCH.)

I was leaning toward "Wormtongue's long-lost great-great-great-great-granddaughter," personally.

I always thought of Ft Worth as a step-sister, but she's secretly better than Dallas anyway. ;D

Yeah, those Republican asshats hate coming here for a couple months every two years. I do my best to not be nice to them if I can.

What she continually is standing up for, and so strongly, just keeps reminding me of Ann - and I've been saying that we need a new Ann in this state since she passed. Long live Wendy, may her influence and awesomeness continue to affect positive change!

I clapped and yelled "Oh snap! He just got TOLD!", which echoed loudly through my little North Austin place & woke up my sick boyfriend.

Yeah, but that second time he "won" with a tiny bit more than 30% of the vote, because our state won't have a runoff system until a Dem gets in office with less-than-50%. Goddamn Texas GOP.

That might be the best description of it (at least when it comes to the fundie branch of the Southern Baptist Church I was raised in) that I've ever heard. In far more ways than I care to explain or remember.

Pardon me, I just need to breathe a moment after all that ROFLing.