Funny that the 901 tequila had tequila notes with hints of barfing, because that pretty much sums up my lone experience on Beale Street. (I keed, I keed, and I also still remember my 901-area-code home phone number from my elementary school years.)

"...And Miami's On The Ropes"

Jerk (or at least someone with questionable taste). They're the best together, Gomez loves her so damn much, and I'm still trying to be at least a quarter as awesome as Morticia.

I had a thing for John-Astin-as-Gomez as a little girl. No lie.

"Come visit Beautiful College Station! See our 18 lovely Wings-n-More locations! Experience our amazing Layne's steak fingers! Watch out for those beautiful* drunks stumbling around outside of the 8 bars in Northgate! Visit our exciting Wal-Mart at 3am (because there's nothing else to do)!

+Highway6

As someone who was forced to spend their last two years of high school in College Station, I totally understand where he's coming from, even without knowing what specific bullshit he's referring to. There's a lot of it to go around out in that suburb of nothing.

Yes!! Though I'm bummed a bit by what I see as a lack of T'Challa - I need more Black Pather running his country like a boss in my life, and the main Avengers titles aren't using him near enough. But I'm happy about more Falcon - I can't express how excited I am for him to pop up in the next Captain America movie…

Technically, if anything that was in the Confederacy is considered "the South", then Texas is indeed part of "the South." However, as far as attitudes, culture, and other hallmarks of the traditional Deep South go, it seems like the eastern 5th of Texas is the best candidate for being part of "the South", whereas the…

Yeah, but there's no way (as far as I can tell) to merge the year's worth of work I've put in on the Facebook version onto the iOS game. It's very pretty & very smooth, but fuck it, I'll keep using my slower, less responsive flash browser & the FB game.

Noooo, Morris, how can you be a puppet for the PRI? And I believed in you! *sniff* I guess it's back to hoping the PRD candidate wins (which seems to almost never happens outside of DF anyway)...

It'll hit you on your own when you least expect it. And it's a terrible thing when it does.

Yeah, jeans + tees are my go-to, and I don't mind. But I start seeing that whole "country club mom" aesthetic on people in adverts and I realize that they likely graduated around the time I did, and I have an immediate urge to yell at my TV "Who are you people and what did you do with Gen X???"

No, I don't go for those, but that's because I have school photos clearly reminding me how terrible I looked in them the first go-round.

I'm still in the early part of my 30s, but it was probably my mid-20s when I started feeling weird about how much I gravitate toward items in the Juniors department. I'm all, "Look, I *know* I'm an adult and shouldn't be wearing the same shit as some teens, but damnit, most everything in the Women's department just…

Oh man, despite the rust, the need to fix those few non-working items, and the possible issues with the roof, I'm so tempted to say NP. Also, that padded passenger-side crash pad seems perfectly positioned for feet-up reclining (yes, I know it's a safety hazard, but whatever), which is awesome. The sensible, logical…

Alright Fred, you earned this leftover french fry.

Oh jesus, and just before Father's Day to boot. Tragic.

Wait, do all of these take place at Whole Foods? Which store do I need to stalk to find him??

Yeah, no, I know plenty of Mexican-heritage folks that don't like Tejano/Norteño music (with the big exception being Selena). It's pretty much their version of Country music, but there's some great artists of all genres out of Mexico, you just have to know where to look to find them. I think my guiltiest pleasure is…