yup that’s totally what it’s like. like you nailed it

ya spending your day anonymously commenting on the Internet is bound to leave lasting memories

how can you say a fetus was killed while comparing it to a kidney

I don’t know how Jez can condemn Polanski without a second thought and then turn around and tease out the nuances of Bowie

just say youre ok giving bowie a pass because you consider him a ‘real artist’, unlike other child rapsists. JFC. I miss old jezebel.

my fourth grade teacher put the trial on like every day and we’d watch it as a class. so weird looking back on that. we watched the verdict get read; our teacher was not happy. my parents weren’t either when they found out what I was learning in school.

“that one really good album” lol gtfo

um I think that’s a post about the baseball season starting in a week. “journalism".

“Twitter felt it was a misuse for a service to be recording deleted tweets, and despite Politiwoops’ three years of existence, resciended its access to Twitter’s API (and therefore Politiwoops’ simple way to record tweets), with no warning and no means of appeal.”

Bull fucking shit and you know it you hack

they’re probably regretting buying their cam jerseys this morning

bowie had sex with a 15 year old but jezebel doesn’t care about that.

don’t worry there’ll be a new bandwagon next year

Beyonce was the second best performance of the evening but I wouldn’t expect jezebel to be objective about Beyonce anything.

wait for the jokes first before you deem them unfunny

welp

this election coverage is terrible and embarrassing

so when black people kill it’s attributed to a societal problem but when men kill its men’s problem. how do you keep all this logic straight?

let us know how that works out for you

wow riveting election coverage. so glad gawker media repositioned itself. what do you think of Bernie Sanders btw.