Third-party voters and the “They’re equally bad, so I just didn’t vote!” geniuses as well.

Also, vegan cheese should not be allowed to use the name cheese.

me, sitting alone on my couch as thorne hears noises in the distance, whispering:

This! This is how I always thought about it.

This, this, this, this, this!

1. Most women don't care what you think about their make up. The meaning of life isn't in pleasing men.