I don’t care how many times I watch it, it just gets better.

Or the rear...

I sincerely hope that is a reference to the Clarke and Dawe skit.

181hp for almost 4k lbs. Jesus. 

The Mercedes OM617 inline-5 diesel.

Maybe the ford 302? They used them for at least 30 years. The 351 clevelands were the same block but stroked. Windsors were a different taller block. 

The Ford 300 Straight 6. Jalopnik’s own David Tracy did an entire piece on it.

I’d also vouch for the 3800. I’ve had several of them over the years, in a Bonneville, then a LeSabre, then a Riviera. The cars were 3/4 returned to the earth by way of rust, but a flick of the key and they’d fire up every time, return good power, and 28 mpg on the highway. Hard to argue with that.

Jeep 4.0 straight six. They made these for about a jillion years, and even David Tracy has a hard time killing one.

Because there are levels of “weird” that white people feel comfortable subjecting their neighbors of color to which they don’t feel comfortable subjecting their white neighbors to, and which they’d call the cops or pull a gun if their neighbors of color tried subjecting them to. Being a person of color means that some …

It’s one thing to have to constantly catch microaggressions while at work or in line at the bank (or from actual bank tellers) but at your front door? Really? You’re gonna bring your opinions, lies, and complaints to my front door?

I think there’s a greater conversation to be had about sharing things like this. Why did the homeowner decide she needed to post this online?

There are rules! I have no idea what those rules are, but I am 100% certain they support my unreasonable BS, because that’s how it usually works for me.

Lack of golf ball shifter is a serious offense. Not joking.

“’Cause I know how forgetful y’all Tiggers are!”

Tigger, please.

Ambrosia missed a golden chance to just reply, “Ma’am, I’m sorry you were Tiggered.”

I’m pretty sure she chose to complain about “Tigger” so she could say 83.3% of the n-word to a black person and get away with it.

Somebody told her, because she did what we are calling a ‘Drive-By Apology,’” which apparently literally amounted to a mortified Alpha Karen shouting “I’m sorry!” as she sped by the home.

I guess this snowflake Karen needs a Tigger warning for house flags.