I’m saying No Dice because of the “another person’s project” rule but I honestly don’t know what to make of this. Does a shitty 80s boring mobile become interesting because someone crammed a bigger engine in it?

I think the correct line is “Her dress Shazaams”

So basically it’s a prequel to Pixar’s “Cars” series?

Finally, a prequel reboot to Turbo Teen.

Yep.

One thing’s for sure, the French are great at making weird movies.....

non-synchro suuucks when stopping at a stop sign. Have to come to a complete stop every time OR know how to rev-match like a pro. 

Someone who knows I have an old jeep in the garage just asked to buy it for an insane amount of money.

People need to chill out. Things will settle back in a few months and a lot of folks are going to feel really stupid about what they spent on a car.

I nominate you for governor of Georgia. 

Not sure why they’re tearing it down, now that the road is closed just hit it with a truck going the other direction

I like that you can fold it flat for easy storage.

So you get an adjustable, piped in engine soundtrack the car doesn’t actually produce while everyone around you is treated to “90's civic fart can” exhaust they apparently think is a selling point? Hard pass.

3rd Gear: Beyond the engineering challenges, which are hardly overcome although progress has been made, hydrogen’s biggest problem is that it’s a fuel, not a technology.

Solar and wind are technologies. They’re not perfect, but being a technology has some advantages; namely, you get cheaper over time and the technology…

5th Gear: As fun as drone drop could be, I really hope it doesn’t become a reality simply for the reason stated. Hearing 1 LLV, a UPS, Amazon, and Fedex truck a day is fine. Having drones and other noise makers buzzing around at all hours of the day would get old really quick. Noise pollution is already bad enough, we…

Hmmm, yeah -- I’m still not buying one. It’s just too feminine. I don’t want people thinking I’m some blue haired lesbian with a Black Lives Matter shirt on or something.

Great... another lightbar perfectly aligned with my rearview mirror that will be on while going down the interstate because “look how cool my truck is.”

And, of course, when I swap places with them and hit them with my lightbar on top of my hatchback I’m the asshole and they have no idea why I’m doing it. 

What the Tonka-fuck happened to the front end of that truck?  FFS, next we’ll have giant dicks and balls as hood ornaments...

Oh my god, shut up.

A place to chuck a lawnmower/bicycles/group sex accoutrements when you need it.

Ford sold me with hybrid.