I had an ‘84 Delta 88 in college...in 2006. Loved piling everyone in and going for a sail in the boat ⛵ 

This is for sale near me right now

Death to Bolstering

TOO MANY PUUUUPPPPPIES

Yes.

Take your damn star

My favorite quote is this one:

What’s the point of building something like this if you’re just going to turn around and sell it?

Why do people not understand that customizing a vehicle to your particular tastes doesn’t make it valuable?

Like, who the fuck is buying this? Why did you even build it?

Yup. More colors are good. 

I don’t really even want to watch this, but Jennifer Connelly...

I appreciate you doing all this stuff so that I could come to the conclusion that I want to leave my old Royce Union completely stock.

I mean, I get what you’re saying, but went to college with some engineers who work for Tesla, Space X, etc., and they love it. It’s a lot more “wild wild west” working for those places than the stodgy established companies, but I’m sure that’s not for everyone.

I wouldn’t want to be a line worker for Tesla or anything…

Imagine if other car makers allowed their engineers to do fun stuff like put an Octopus on a random cooling system component?

Wouldn’t changing out the Optispark on an LT1 be a little more fun if it had, I dunno, an angry storm cloud on it or something?

We’re actually not taking payment this year (such tough times!), but we highly encourage you to donate to this tax writeoff charity we have set up to “help” with the crisis.

Excellent work in the comments here everyone.

Cruise ships are certainly a plague upon the earth. But I will admit that they do have one redeeming quality: it keeps all of these people away from the places that I like to vacation.

We just need to find a way to make cruise ships better for the environment so that we can have more of them, which means more room for…

There’s a sequel to this as well, about the recession. 

I don’t know if there’s much we can do about it, especially in the car world. We’re just going to keep pushing towards cars that protect their occupants better and better until people feel pretty much invincible (if they don’t already). The only thing that might fix the accompanying reckless behavior is going to be…

It’s definitely a hobby filled to the brim with morons lol