Jesus man. I thought it was bad that my brother locked me out in the snow for an hour with nothing but my boxers (he thought it was “funny”) when I was seven. But at least he didn’t chase me with a fucking knife.

Wow, that’s actually a really fascinating idea. It’s pretty well known that those who live in cold climates and spend significant amounts of time outside eat more than those in warmer locations or who stay inside, even after accounting for activity levels. Your body really does have to expend huge amounts of energy to…

You summed up this whole season. though you left off the end where you win two games and regain the old rank before repeating the cycle. I have ping ponged between 45 and 51 this whole season endlessly and it’s driving me bonkers.

I don’t mind that people suck with Ana, because she’s still new and will doubtless need a little tweaking in the future to play well. I mind that people know they suck with her, but insist on playing her on competition. There’s no shame in sucking at first, but keep your fucking practice games in quick play rather…

God, I hope so. A loss in a game that had every round go into minutes of overtime, with an eventual very close lose shouldn’t be weighed the same as when you get utterly annihilated in a minute and a half. I don’t know a good solution there, but it’s really disheartening that extremely close losses and complete routs…

I know it’s a sample point of one, but I feel like I see plenty of Bastions, Hanzos, Meis, and Symmetras in competitive.

Feel free to prove where they said every player would be given every cosmetic item without effort.

I think that’s a benefit of college period.

I feel like more realistically you’d be a genestealer so they could give you enough human fodder and no hivemind oversight. And as you fight, eat, and grow you become a Broodlord. I’d play it.

The multiplayer also had a huge barrier to entry. As a noob marine your gear was shit, and EVERYBODY was tougher and did more damage than you. Made it really hard to level.

Which is a shame because it was actually a solid game. If they expanded it, included some enemies aside from Orks and Chaos (Tyranids would be great), continued the story, and smoothed over the graphics and animations then it would be great.

It really is. Is Abnett ever going to finish the story? It’d be nice to have some resolution for all the dangling plots.

Oh wow. So when you run out of any rational basis for your entitlement to cosmetic rewards that you choose not to earn in game, your defense is to associate me with political groups you don’t like? Fuck off, you insipid cunt.

Just don’t get confused and use the ass sore cheese for the bagel.

As a man I never got it either. If you’re that starved for affection then buy a dog.

Shut your whore mouth Tracer is great. That being said, Mercy’s summer games skin is awesome and I wish I had it.

“I am so certain in my correctness that I”M GONNA DISMISS YOUUUUU”

And having them use their Hammer Down one after the other JUST as you get up... I have nightmares to this day. :(

No worries. I fully agree that hero stacking is usually a load of BS. It’s very nice to not have to race for certain heroes in quick play (especially some of the more popular ones like Tracer, Soldier 76, or Mei), but what was meant to let people share a hero without penalty is quickly being exploited. I won’t lie, I…

I played against six Reinhardts once. I think that was the fastest I ever lost.