I can't stand zealots like you that calls anyone they disagree with evil is all. Jezebel isn't always filled with retards like you, which is why I still occasionally visit it.

It was a joke. Maybe I should start putting disclaimers.

Upholding? I'm not upholding anything. In fact, I agree with most of what you people say about racism and sexism in this country. However, when I say anything that you all disagree with, like completely fallacious comparisons between photos and gang rape, suddenly everybody turns on me like I'm the "enemy" and all…

Man, you people really are as bad as the people you claim to hate. Complete assholes, the lot of you, to anyone who doesn't agree with your groupthink.

I was polite prior to that, but had given up due to what's their face being an ass.

I can't tell if you're joking or not since that wasn't a haiku.

This is kind of scary since my mom underwent a procedure using laproscopic surgery fairly recently, but the comments saying that it's a very uncommon side effect is an encouraging reassurance.

What are you talking about? I mean, seriously dude, calm the fuck down. I haven't attacked women once, and this is the first time I've commented heavily on any of these sites in like a week.

Jezebel is mentioning a male being oppressed and attacked? This is serious.

Mmm, gotta love those stupid generalizations. And from my beloved Shinobu too.

Why would you forgive your rapist? Fuck that guy. You can and should hate the ground that monster walks on for the rest of his miserable life in my opinion.

This article had zero point. You get paid to write this shill?

You heard it here first folks: liking a black man's comedy makes you a racist and a sexist. Be sure to avoid any comedy in the future.

Well, everyone on here says it's about the vaginas only, so why not let him have his fun?

Meat, vegetables, beans, and rice tend to be the majority of my diet, and I think it works well. I think people overthink nutrition too much.

What if it was terrible service? Why does everyone just assume this guy was an ass?

What if the service was shitty? Bad service means bad tip, and I've left insultingly low tips for people when they've been terrible. The server earns that tip, they don't get it for virtue of existing.

Women's hormones sound better than men's in only the fashion that they can be predicted to some degree. Pregnancy, periods, and puberty tend to follow a similar path, though some are much worse than others, and I think that gives a powerful tool in helping to predict how you might be in a certain time and control any…

Such is the male state in life. I'm sure there's an evolutionary benefit for it, but I'll be god damned if it isn't a pain in the ass.

Gays are at most ten percent of the population. In an article directed towards the majority of women who are straight, I'm sure you can just insert your preferred gender, rather than throwing a hissy fit over a news article not mentioning every single sexual preference in a throwaway example sentence.